I'm the type of woman who'll... Fight for whats worth fighting for, Live for whats worth living, Do impossible things and still be modest, Believe in what nobody else believes in, But even though i may sound like a woman who can never be beaten... I still get bad hairdays
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ....."Go ahead."
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' "
"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?"
