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Submitted by Rosebud11, 10/19/2009 11:30:42 AM [profile]
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Things that annoy me:
-when people whisper and when to ask them to please stop, they claim you can't hear them. Well Sherlock if i couldn't hear you i wouldn't be asking you to shut it in the first place would i??
-When friends try to tell me how i feel. Nothig aggrivates me more than when someone says "you're upset". How do you know if i'm upset? maybe i'm so happy i'm sad!?
-When people say the phrase "back in my day". Seroiously guys. It was like 20 to 40 years ago. Things just aren't the same. Get over it!
-When girls try to blame all traces of bad moods on PMS. Come on. Really? You PMS 365 days a year?? Really??? you should get that checked out....
will be continued...look for things that annoy me #2
- Tor doggs
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Submitted by Rosebud11, 10/19/2009 11:25:18 AM [profile]
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Things to do to annoy your parents:
1. Call the house from your cell as you're sitting in your room and ask if someone could please bring up some water and a hot towel
2. Ask if you can make dinner. Then, as your family is asking where dinner is, state that you technically didn't ask to make dinner. you just asked if you could.
3. Whenever your mom begins to get angry with you and calls you names, agree to everyone of them with a smile as if she was just realizing this
4. When your boyfrind comes over, tell him your father really likes hugs and watch dads face as the BF leans in for one
5. Play classical music really loud and claim it calms you down
6. Buy a loud instrument such as a guitar or drums and play them as loud as you possibly can
7. When your parents complain about something, say "well back in my day..."
8. when driving, demonstrate the things you SHOULDN'T do, the more scary the better.
9. text your friends and tell them it's your parents anniversary and throw a surprise party ( the idea is to just scare the crap out of them when twenty or so people come filing in the house carrying boxes and food)
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10. claim that your allowance is too low and demand a raise or you'll quit then demand rent.
- tordoggs
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Submitted by marie1111, 10/1/2009 1:29:33 AM [profile]
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1 Have a fork fight with yourself and claim that the winning hand cheated and defiled your house’s honor.
2 Grab a highlighter from one of your friends and, in your best English accent, shout out, “Oh Highlighter, I beseech you!”…That one was the Mrs.’
3 Pretend to be frightened by electricity.
4 Spontaneously shout out “Wanted!” from Bon Jovi’s Dead or Alive song.
5 Claim to be building a secret army of bastard and/or inbred children to lead to world domination.
6 Try to convince as many people as you can that you actually parted the Red Sea and that Moses just had a better PR agent than you did.
7 Constantly, and consistently, tell your friend that you want him dead.
8 Dance without music.
9 Spend an entire day pretending to be either Murdock or Mr. T from the A-Team''choose whichever is least appropriate to your race.
10 When someone says something you don’t like, look them straight in the eyes and say, “We don’t like that.”
11 When your friends piss you off, politely remind them that you’re the star of this television show and they can be written off at any time.
12 Hold your head in pain until someone asks you wants wrong and then say, “My temple has no followers.”
13 Say aloud, everything that you do as you're doing it. During sex, do the same, but refer to yourself as BlueBerry.
14 For no discernible reason, blurt out that life was much better before they invented women.
15 Pick random times during the day to announce that reindeers aren't real.
16 In the middle of a crowded street bust out doing the “Time Warp” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and see who joins in.
17 While at a restaurant, casually say “Trip the waiter,” as he walks by.
18 Argue with your friends that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was actually a love story—it helps if you have good examples.
19 While watching television, suddenly scream, “Get those people out of that box!”
20 Walk through a hospital humming, “Another One Bites the Dust.” For added effect, do this on an ICU floor.
21 Laugh really loud every time someone says the word pumpkin.
22 Every time you kill a fly or roach, shout out, “Such is the fate of all who oppose my reign!”
23 When someone explains something to you, stare at them seriously and ask "What does that have to do with syrup?"
24 Try to convince everyone you know that you have an evil twin brother and blame him for every bad thing you do. Or…if you happen to have a twin brother, convince everyone that you’re the same person.
- idk
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Submitted by sonixrulerz, 9/21/2009 6:41:30 AM [profile]
Submitted by GoldfishTrio321, 8/24/2009 12:23:32 PM [profile]
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15 THINGS TO DO AT CLAIRE'S
1) Scream when somebody walks in and say "OH-EM-GEE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!"
2) When they give you a basket, laugh and throw it at them and hide behind the earrings.
3) Drag your boyfriend in there and buy him a princess crown. Make him wear it out.
4) Ask to meet Claire
5) If you see a guy in there, point and laugh, asking if they're gay.
6) Pretend you work there by asking if people would like a free piercing.
7) Stand across the street and stare in.
If they start to freak out, put on a hockey mask.
8) Stand in the corner and play air guitar, singing Hannah Montana.
9) Drag your grandma in and ask them if they sell bikinis or bras.
10) Ask if they sell Pete Wentz in a can.
11) Ask where the produce section is.
12) Hide your dog in your bag, and then let it loose saying "No, not on the rug!!"
13) Lay face down on the floor and demand to see your lawyer.
14) Ask to rent one of the employees.
15) Headbang violently to the Jonas Brothers and Kelly Clarkson playing overhead. Then ask for Advil.
- -me and Dork :)
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Submitted by Anonymous, 7/3/2009 5:02:52 PM [profile]
Submitted by HeLoVeSmEnOt, 6/8/2009 11:43:08 PM [profile]
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10 Things 2 Do At Stores 2 Make People Think You're Crazy:
1.Go around and ask people if they want to pet your 'hamster'.
2.Talk to the eggs about where they came from.
3.Break out in song and dance.
4.Yell at people 4 stealing your cart.
5.Mess with customer service...alot.
6.Start doing the moonwalk.
7.Ask people how their diet is going.
8.Take out all the frozen food, and say "You're free young ones!"
9.Lick the floor.
10.Follow people out to their cars and help them put their groceries in their car.
- Allison
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Submitted by ...Linz**, 5/1/2009 1:59:16 AM [profile]
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RaNdOm Things to do When Your Bored!
1. Pretend your a ninja (dont forget the nun-chucks!)
2. Play with plastic dinosaurs!!
3. Make chocolate chip cookies, from scratch, at 1 a.m. (this is very good for those late night choco cravings!)
4. Text people at odd hours asking them what color of socks you should wear the next day.
5. Watch the evil squirrels gather on your neighbors deck.
6. Shine a laser pointer your neighbors window at night (they will be freaked out, trst me)
7. Make commercials with random objects you find around your house.
8. Draw faces on baloons and name them all.
9. Make jewlry and accesories with ducktape and sharpies.
10. Fly a kite.
11. Try to sled down a hill with a inertube with no snow on the ground.
12. Make lists of what to do when your bored.
13. Call someone that you haven't talked to in a long time.
14. Count your blessings.
15. Make a epic song out of all your favorite songs.
16. Make a movie with a bunch of random people.
17. Make up a new game (empty Mountain Dew cans work great!)
18. Draw on people.
19. Play the car game.
20. Walk to Taco Bell and steal all of the sporks!!!
21. Try to convince the mailman that you are his long lost cousin from Atlantis.
22. Try on your brother/sisters clothes.
23. Match each star to a special person in your life **
24. Paint each of your nails a different color.
25. '*'PARTY TIME!!'*'
- <3...Linz**
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Submitted by bugrivictor, 1/27/2009 10:45:33 AM [profile]
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