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Submitted by spazz4brains, 9/29/2005 6:41:26 PM [profile]
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Dear Girls (from us guys)...
*Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. It makes us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.
*Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them. When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
*On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room. We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
*Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.
*Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile and say "thank you." Let us pay for you. Don't "feel bad." We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
*Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
*You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
*Don't flirt with guys when we're not around. We'll find out. Trust us. We have eyes everywhere. And when we find out, we're pissed. Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with you.
*Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
*Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
*Whatever happened to the word "handsome"? Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of. Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
**Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population ass, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
- mel
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Submitted by I_Love_Inuyasha, 11/13/2005 5:55:26 PM [profile]
Submitted by leafyme22, 12/28/2005 9:49:19 PM [profile]
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King 12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb
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Submitted by yo_homegirl, 11/12/2005 6:15:24 PM [profile]
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*12 signs your falling in love*
12. You'll read his/her txts over and over again... 11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her... 10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her... 9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster... 8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason. 7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person... 6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs. 5. He/She becomes all you think about 4. You'll get high just by their smell... 3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them.. 2. You'll do anything for him/her... 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....
- a chain letter
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Submitted by rainflower, 5/25/2004 10:18:49 PM [profile]
Submitted by peterflamingo87, 6/22/2004 12:18:06 AM [profile]
Submitted by Anonymous, 5/16/2002 3:01:52 PM [profile]
Submitted by chaotic_girl_, 10/27/2004 8:50:42 PM [profile]
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Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course? Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to a good purpose. It carries over no balance. It allows no over draft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against "tomorrow." You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success! The clock is running!! Make the most of today.
To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train.
To realise the value of ONE SECOND, ask someone who just avoided an accident.
To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal at the Olympics.
Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with. And remember time waits for no one.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called the present.
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Submitted by tlzflzz, 12/10/2004 12:07:11 AM [profile]
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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
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