I walk through the hallway holding my wrists. I hope no one will see me like this. He walks up and asks me, "Is there any more?" I smile sadly and reply, "What do you think bracelets are for?"
Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) in the park. It`s a really hot day and soon both men are thirsty. After a couple of minutes they find a bar, but unfortunately there`s a sign that says "NO DOGS." The second man sighed, "Well that`s just great." he grumbled. The man who own the doberman put on his dark sunglasses and said, "Don`t worry, just do what I do." He walked up to the bar intending to enter but a guard stopped him.
GUARD:"Dogs aren`t allowed."
DOBERMAN GUY:"Oh, but this is my guide dog."
GUARD:"Fine go right on in."
Seeing this the man with the chihuahua puts on his dark sunglasses and walks up intending to go into the bar. The guard stops him.
GUARD:"No dogs allowed."
CHIHUAHUA GUY:"But this is my guide dog."
GUARD:"A chihuahua?????????!!!"
The man, playing his part, yelled, "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA??????!!!???!"
