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Submitted by mgriff, 3/10/2005 10:22:31 PM [profile]

1 Edit A Favorite of 167 Users	1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d - tee shirt
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Submitted by ziveeman, 9/1/2005 12:30:53 AM [profile]

2 Edit A Favorite of 157 Users	Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." - Unknown
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Submitted by hoppinstars, 5/10/2005 4:06:57 PM [profile]

3 Edit A Favorite of 146 Users	My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. - Unknown
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Submitted by Anonymous, 8/6/2002 11:25:55 AM [profile]

4 Edit A Favorite of 138 Users	There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. - Unknown
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Submitted by sundayx, 9/15/2004 6:12:19 PM [profile]

5 Edit A Favorite of 129 Users	If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 - T-Shirt
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Submitted by AJ_Carp, 9/6/2007 10:18:28 PM [profile]

6 Edit A Favorite of 122 Users	When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers - AJ Carpio
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Submitted by sundayx, 9/15/2004 6:12:03 PM [profile]

7 Edit A Favorite of 117 Users	I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly - T-Shirt
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Submitted by Alkdarf, 8/11/2004 10:42:13 AM [profile]

8 Edit A Favorite of 113 Users	Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Unknown
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Submitted by watermelonbob, 10/7/2005 12:14:22 PM [profile]

9 Edit A Favorite of 110 Users	The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown
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Submitted by Alkdarf, 8/11/2004 10:33:53 AM [profile]

10 Edit A Favorite of 97 Users	I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code - Unknown
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