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    The less you expect of me the harder i'll work to prove you wrong. The more you expect of me the harder i'll work to exceed those expectations.

    - Whiting of Shades Proformance Hotrods & Choppers
    More than 5 years ago by Shades_Whiting  ID#:26197

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    A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

    - John D. Rockefeller
    More than 10 years ago by anonymous  ID#:33

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    "I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated that job because when they fired me, I still had to show up at work the next day."

    - Wally Wong
    More than 5 years ago by diddlydoo  ID#:23311

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    Every guy can control a girls heart, but a real player, he gotta control a girls mind ;p

    - Merveille Kanga..
    More than a year ago by Merveih  ID#:353172

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    Move with your heart, play with your mind.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:348039

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    LESSONS IN MARKETING

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You went up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me".
    That's DIRECT MARKETING

    You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He is very rich. Marry him".
    That's ADVERTISING

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you called her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me".
    That's TELEMARKETING.

    You are at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'.
    That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

    You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich".
    That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me".
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by unluckygirl  ID#:181438

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    Never disrespect people on your way up because you are going to pass them one day on your way down.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by noomank  ID#:18301

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    Management Speak: That's a good question.
    Meaning: I don't have a good answer.

    Management Speak: You have to show your flexibility.
    Meaning: You have to do it whether you want to or not.

    Management Speak: I don't totally disagree with you.
    Meaning: You may be right, but I don't care.

    Management Speak: We're going to follow a strict methodology here.
    Meaning: We're going to do it my way.

    Management Speak: Empower.
    Meaning: Freely blame your subordinates for your problems.

    Management Speak: I'd like your buy in on this.
    Meaning: I want someone else to blame when this thing bombs.

    Management Speak: I'm not saying no, but I'm certainly not saying yes.
    Meaning: No.

    Management Speak: The system has to be flexible.
    Meaning: We don't know what the hell we want.

    - Anonymous
    More than 5 years ago by Manishxxx  ID#:102850

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    Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
    Son: NO!
    Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
    Son:..oh.. okay, then.
    -DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
    Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
    Bill Gates: Hell no!
    Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
    -DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
    Employer: NO.
    Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
    Employer: Oh, okay!
    THIS. IS. BUSINESS

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by RainbowPanda1699  ID#:474744

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    The statement 'Think outside the box' does not constitute permission to leave it.

    - The Covert Comic
    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:160900
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