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    Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
    ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..


    Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
    An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
    Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ''-

    Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
    An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
    Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

    Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
    Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
    Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

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    Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by iamnoone  ID#:346048

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    Engineer as a Designer of the Human Body

    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

    One said, ``It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''
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    Another said, ``No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.''

    The last said, ``Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''

    - Siddhant
    More than a year ago by Siddhant_chak  ID#:436679

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    An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
    The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
    The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The engineer said, "I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:121291

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    To be a scientist, five things are necessary; God, curiosity, imagination, patience and rationality.

    - Alan De Martino
    More than 5 years ago by LoneWolf93  ID#:172978

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    Nothing's ever built to last but that doesn't mean it's not worth building

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by j_m_0804  ID#:288571

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    THEORY:when we know something but dont work.
    PRACTICAL:when we work something but dont know
    Thats why engineers are combined theory & practicals.
    NOW NOTHING WORKS & THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING

    - Donno
    More than a year ago by TheHUNKextreme  ID#:343521

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    Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been.

    - Theodore Von Karman
    More than a year ago by Nesar24  ID#:365000

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    An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5006

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    1 stone is enough to break a glass.

    1 sentence is enough to break a heart.

    1 second is enough to fall in love.
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    But why d hell 1 chapter is not
    enough to pass in exam...???

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by sechan  ID#:484186

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    Start showing her you love her , before another guy will .

    - Unknown
    More than 6 months ago by Aida.  ID#:514365
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