The Board Of Wisdom
  • 11

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    May the road rise to meet you.
    May the wind always be at your back.
    May the sun shine warm upon your face.
    May the rains fall soft upon your fields.
    And until we meet again may the Lord hold you in the palm of His hand.

    More than 10 years ago by aschrage  ID#:5829
  • 12

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    One hundred years from now,
    It won't matter what car I drove,
    What kind of house I lived in,
    How much I had in my bank account,
    Nor what my clothes looked like,
    But, the world may be a little better
    Because I was important in the life of a child.

    More than 10 years ago by aschrage  ID#:5830
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    The Procrastinator’s Creed

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
    2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
    3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
    4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
    5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
    6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
    7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
    8. If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.
    9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
    10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
    11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
    12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan.
    13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
    14. I will become a member of the Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator’s Society) if they ever get it organized.

    More than 5 years ago by Man of the Mind  ID#:20877
  • 14

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    "Learn from the mistakes of others. You don't have time to make them all yourself."

    More than a year ago by SarahBeara231  ID#:213658
  • 15

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    Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.

    More than a year ago by Runi5262  ID#:284171
  • 16

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    If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.

    More than 5 years ago by sweet_life:)_  ID#:175173
  • 17

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    The only person in this world who will never hurt you, never lie to you, never make you cry, and always be there for you is...yourself.

    More than a year ago by Linda_Beth  ID#:415991
  • 18

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    Sometimes you just have to be alone until you are no longer lonely.

    More than a year ago by JessicaRae2425  ID#:207770
  • 19

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    Dare to be Different

    More than 5 years ago by mworle  ID#:145802
  • 20

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    I'm not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

    More than a year ago by gerr_i_roar  ID#:189649
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