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A Favorite of
230 usersIt takes skills to trip on a flat surfaceMore than a year ago by Maverick_13 ID#:215902 -
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A Favorite of
215 usersI swear to drunk I'm not God
More than 5 years ago by Anonymous ID#:11570 -
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A Favorite of
209 usersTwo muffins were sat in an oven.
One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!"
The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!"More than 5 years ago by jellybee ID#:138331 -
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A Favorite of
205 usersI hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane.
More than 5 years ago by no_brainer ID#:132579 -
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A Favorite of
201 usersI wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.
More than a year ago by _Izzy ID#:263561 -
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A Favorite of
198 usersHave you ever been running and accidentally ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I like cheesecake"?
Me neither.More than 5 years ago by Anonymous ID#:132290 -
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A Favorite of
193 usersThey laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.More than 5 years ago by Kelsey[[[dawn]]] ID#:159382 -
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A Favorite of
177 usersQuick, what's the number for 911?!
More than 5 years ago by Kristi ID#:30952 -
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A Favorite of
170 users-did you cut your hair?
-Yeah....
-did you cut it shorter??
-no dumba** i cut it longer!!!
LMAO.More than 5 years ago by soccerlove ID#:165767 -
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A Favorite of
164 usersThey are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and-- people who dont know how to count.
More than 10 years ago by DharmaBV ID#:6734
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