The Best Women Quotes

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    A Favorite of 314 users

    Good girls don't lie,
    Bad girls don't cry,
    Dumb girls need "air",
    Naughty girls need underwear,
    Sweet girls aren't mean,
    Funny girls make a scene,
    Perfect girls have all the class,
    Mean girls will kick your a$$,
    Smart girls will excel,
    Gossip girls will tell,
    Popular girls get all the boys,
    Little girls play with toys,
    Normal girls are nothing new,
    So which one applies to you?

    Posted by Iya  ID#:37464
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    A Favorite of 306 users

    Allow your heart and mind to feel and experience these things for/with him:

    To melt by just looking in his eyes,

    To let your heart dance to the sound of his laugh,

    To hold his hand and never take for granted how it feels when he holds you with both,

    To take the chance of being wounded because you will not give him up freely,

    To have him consume your every dream, your every thought, your every waking moment,

    To be thankful for another night of falling asleep in his arms,and another day of waking up with him in your life,

    To get lost at the very thought of him, only to find your way back when he sneaks up from behind and kisses you,

    To let him know just how incomplete you would be without him, and how wonderful he is by just being who he is,

    To never let anything he accomplishes or achieves ever go unnoticed,

    To tell him you love him even more than you did the day before,

    To let your shoulder be his support when he has a bad day,

    To make sure you have food and beer ready for every game or race, then holler and cheer for his favorite team or driver because you love to watch it with him,

    To Learn that sometimes you have to sacrifice your happiness in return for his,

    To have passion with every kiss and mind blowing moves with each intimate moment,

    To never make him choose between his friends AND you,

    To take his breath away at least once a day by doing something unexpected,

    To always apologize when you're the one in the wrong,

    To miss him just as much when he's not in the same room with you as you would if he were gone for a few months,

    To always shower him with nice compliments,

    To never let two wrongs make a right,

    To let him captivate you by his own views and opinions,

    AND

    To ALWAYS love him with all you have, with all you are and everything you become.

    Posted by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:14601
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    A Favorite of 263 users

    Nine words women use...

    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3

    Posted by Rocky  ID#:141201
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    A Favorite of 253 users

    A wise girl kisses, but does not love.
    Listens, but does not believe.
    And leaves, before she is left.

    Posted by Katherine_:)  ID#:156191
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    A Favorite of 242 users

    Girls, always remember: You are smart enough and beautiful enough to never be taken for granted and to never be anyone's second best.

    Posted by joss_is_god  ID#:59531
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    A Favorite of 232 users

    Women are meant to be loved, not understood

    Posted by noomank  ID#:22703
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    A Favorite of 230 users

    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t."

    Posted by SarahBeara231  ID#:243577
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    A Favorite of 225 users

    GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES TO MAKE LADIES FEEL GOOD !


    Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what happened.

    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-



    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

    Erma Brombeck



    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-



    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

    -Janette Barber-



    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

    -Carrie Snow-



    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

    -Laurie Kuslansky-



    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

    -Erma Bombeck-



    Old age ain't no place for sissies.

    -Bette Davis-



    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

    -Rhonda Hansome-



    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

    -Jane Sellman-



    Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-



    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

    -Charlot te Whitton-



    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

    -Caryn Leschen-



    I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-



    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

    -Catherine-



    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb

    -- and I'm also not blonde.

    -- Dolly Parton-



    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

    -Sue Grafton-



    I'm not going to vacum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

    -Roseanne Barr-



    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.

    Men invade another country.

    -Elayne Boosler-



    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

    -Maryon Pearson-



    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.

    If you want anything done, ask a woman.

    -Margaret Thatcher-



    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

    -Gloria Steinem-



    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

    -Eleanor Roosevelt-

    Posted by lil_jujubeee  ID#:42742
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    A Favorite of 219 users

    TIPS FOR GIRLS...

    -kissing is healthy

    -Its good to cry

    -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

    - 94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

    -Lying is actually unhealthy

    -Only apply mascara to your top lashes

    -Its actually true that when a boy is mean to you, he really actually likes you

    -Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!

    -89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move

    -Chocolate will make you feel better!

    -Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.

    -A good friend never judges.

    -A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any

    -Boys arent worth your tears

    -We ALL love suprises!!

    Posted by Katherine_:)  ID#:154660
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    A Favorite of 211 users

    A girl is so much more
    than she seems.
    Not a toy, by anymeans.
    Underneath the makeup and hair,
    there is a sign saying
    Handle with care.

    Posted by Iya  ID#:37858

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