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  • 11

    A Favorite of 4943 users

    When a GIRL is quiet,
    Millions of things are running in her mind
    When a GIRL is not arguing,
    She is thinking deeply
    When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
    She is wondering how long you will be
    When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
    few seconds,
    She is not at all fine
    When a GIRL stares at you,
    She is wondering why you are lying
    When a GIRL lays on your chest,
    She is wishing for you to be hers forever
    When a GIRL calls you everyday,
    She is seeking for your attention
    When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
    She wants you to reply at least once
    When a GIRL says I love you,
    She means it
    When a GIRL says that she can't live
    without you,
    She has made up her mind that you are
    her future
    When a GIRL says "i miss you",
    No one in this world can miss you more
    than that.

    Posted by swoody04 in Love  ID#:33070
  • 12

    A Favorite of 4933 users

    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

    Posted by chickaroo_3 in Humor  ID#:36613
  • 13

    A Favorite of 4878 users

    Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

    Posted by purple_girl in Love  ID#:42974
  • 14

    A Favorite of 4537 users

    Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.

    Posted by sash2417 in Inspirational  ID#:15872
  • 15

    A Favorite of 4378 users

    Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:5251
  • 16

    A Favorite of 4351 users

    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

    Posted by fhalim in Life  ID#:31174
  • 17

    A Favorite of 4326 users

    Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

    Posted by buffy in Fun Phrases  ID#:4992
  • 18

    A Favorite of 4226 users

    If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

    Posted by slww82 in Love  ID#:5957
  • 19

    A Favorite of 4225 users

    It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

    Posted by DoubleTroubleNic in Love  ID#:13487
  • 20

    A Favorite of 4198 users

    A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

    Your daughter, Judith

    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

    Posted by Girl of the Heart in Humor  ID#:22993

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