Signs that she is really drunk:
"She will spent two hours trying to drown your goldfish."
"She will get into closet yelling, 'where the fu*k is Narnia?'"
"She will get into pool trying to find Nemo."
"She will feed mushrooms to a midget shouting ‘GROW MARIO GROW!’"
“She will sit on the TV and watch the couch.”
“She will watch Happy Feet and yell, I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT...”
“She will grab a knife and tell you sister to chuck fruits at her yelling I AM THE FRUIT NINJA!
“She will watch TV and laugh even when its not even on.
“She will take a platypus, put a hat on it and start yelling PERRY GO DEFEAT Dr. D”
“She will slice up all of pineapples screaming SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE”
“She will step on a cornflake and keep shouting: I am a cereal killer.”
“She will use the flashlight on her phone to find her phone”
“She will jump into a brown dog's arm yelling zoinks, scooby! im scared!”
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"She will hug a hobo with a white beard and cry; DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
“She will take your hat and mutter: Not Slytherin..."
“She will walk ta a bald guy and say, I thought harry allready killed you voldemort!”
“She will run up to some kid with glasses and ask hey harry, where’s your scar?”
“She will hand her car keys to a midget and say 'Vault 217!
She will scream to the post man '' where the f*ck's my letter to hoggwards
“She will run at a brick wall looking for platform nine and three quarters!