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    It is difficult to be stupid... competition is huge...

    - 1niceguy
    More than 5 years ago by 1niceguy  ID#:94756

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    Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. and if you dont stop it...he seriously just might eat you.

    - ME!!
    More than 5 years ago by browneyedcuttie  ID#:118470

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    GURLS ARE LIKE OVENS..THEY TAKE A WHILE TO HEAT UP BUT GUYS ARE LIKE MICROWAVES....PUSH ONE BUTTON AND THERE READY TO GO!!

    - 'MOM AT 16'
    More than 5 years ago by sweetthang  ID#:34413

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    Don't drink and drive--smoke and fly

    - da stoner and her buddy
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5798

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    When someone says they love you ALOT this is what they mean by ALOT...
    Alot is more then the amount of stars in the sky...
    More then the amount of drops of water in the ocean...
    More then the amount of lip gloss i put on in one day...
    More then the amount of money on earth...
    More then the number of humans on earth...
    More then infinity...
    You get the picture..
    Alot is ALOT... it's its own quantity... So if someone loves you alot... never let them go...

    - Elissa Keathley
    More than 5 years ago by shortsweetnsexy1324  ID#:37991

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    "FAT FREE" means eat the whole bag.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:6155

  • 117

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    I like breathing, it's a sort of habit I have!

    - my mate
    More than 5 years ago by Laurz*  ID#:31329

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    sorry, guys. the only thing i blow are kisses!

    - Jenna
    More than 5 years ago by sports_00505  ID#:21505

  • 119

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    LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.

    - IDK
    More than 5 years ago by Katherine_:)  ID#:149132

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    ??Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
    through them, they can never get an erection.
    Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.
    Sincerely, The Titanic

    Dear J.K. Rowling,
    Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two
    friends?
    Sincerely, Anonymous

    Dear Boyfriend,
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
    Sincerely, Spiders

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
    saying...
    Sincerely, Google

    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely, BP

    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
    happened?!
    Sincerely, 1985

    Dear Rose,
    There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
    Sincerely, Jack

    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle

    Dear Rubik's Cube,
    Done!
    Sincerely, Colorblind

    Dear Santa,
    Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

    Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
    I. Can't. Breathe.
    Sincerely, Your Balls

    Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
    I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream...
    What now?
    Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

    Dear Romeo,
    My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
    Sincerely, Juliet....

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by sharitheeawesome  ID#:394277
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