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  • 111

    A Favorite of 226 users

    Heres to lying, stealing, cheating, and drinking.
    If you must lie, lie with the one you love.
    If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
    If you must cheat, cheat death.
    And if you drink, drink to the moments that take your breath away.

    Posted by MaeJae20  ID#:32504
  • 112

    A Favorite of 225 users

    Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement.

    Posted by Donny  ID#:121
  • 113

    A Favorite of 222 users

    and no matter what happens to us in the
    future, everyday ive spent with you
    is the best day of my life

    Posted by BeAuTiFuL_dIsAsTeR13  ID#:79456
  • 114

    A Favorite of 220 users

    There are two kinds of evil people in this world, ok? People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything about it.

    Posted by fUrUbA^_^fAn  ID#:53340
  • 115

    A Favorite of 215 users

    You can't change the one you love. You're not supposed to.

    Posted by Pacey  ID#:111038
  • 116

    A Favorite of 208 users

    Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive.

    Posted by SpazzySpizzy  ID#:222968
  • 117

    A Favorite of 206 users

    You talk alot of s**t for someone who doesn't say anything.

    Posted by honeybunch  ID#:5298
  • 118

    A Favorite of 206 users

    Things we have learned from movies...

    1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

    2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

    3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

    4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.

    5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

    6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

    7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

    8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

    9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

    10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

    11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

    12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

    13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

    14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.

    15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

    16. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

    17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

    18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

    19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

    20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

    21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now".

    22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

    23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

    24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

    25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

    26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

    Posted by chaotik_mind  ID#:139258
  • 119

    A Favorite of 202 users

    because f0r me its always been y0u.
    always. and ive tried to fiight it, ive
    tried to deny it. but i can ' t .. y0u're undeniable

    Posted by lindsayy_xox  ID#:36867
  • 120

    A Favorite of 202 users

    The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - which you had thought special and particular to you. And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.

    Posted by buhrit  ID#:246495

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