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    The was a man named Joke,
    I killed him,
    Jokes Over.

    - My Friend In My Head
    More than 5 years ago by Souless  ID#:25008

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    I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by jegharalt  ID#:293773

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    Me: I’m hungry.
    You: Then go get something to eat.
    Me: But I’m too lazy to eat.
    You: Then won’t you die?
    Me: I’m too lazy to die.

    - Danielle Hobos
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:180325

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    When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by Crazycargirlnc  ID#:287207

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    Boy: You're my drug.

    Girl: Because you're addicted to me?

    Boy: No, because you ruined my life.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by Herish  ID#:390116

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    You Have The Right to give your opinion.... but I still have the right to tell you how f***ing stupid it is..!

    - Me
    More than a year ago by mishimas  ID#:451678

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    do you think cats know they're cats?

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by lil_becksy  ID#:18973

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    once there was an ugly barnacle
    he was so ugly that everyone died

    THE END

    - by the smartest starfish in the deep blue sea PATRICK STAR!!!!!!!!!
    More than 5 years ago by mcr_gd_fan  ID#:87393

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    I can't stand having a toe, a leg, an arm outside my blanket, I always believe that a monster will grab it and drag me under the bed.

    - Veronica
    More than a year ago by vedan  ID#:408512

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    The human body is wondering who is the leader?!

    Heart : It's me, I circulate the blood
    Brain : No. It's me cause I control everything
    Liver : No. Me, Because I feed
    Anus : No it's me :D

    *All Laugh*
    Then the anus refused to open for 7 days
    The liver has exploded, the brain was stewed and heart stop beating

    Moral - Even an ***hole can be a leader !

    - HAHA unkown
    More than a year ago by ilya_sabrina  ID#:470558
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