The Best Quotes

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  • 121

    A Favorite of 1870 users

    I've learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. It simply means that you move on and treasure the memories. Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be."

    Posted by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:14638
  • 122

    A Favorite of 1865 users

    Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

    Posted by Roxy_Girl105  ID#:6669
  • 123

    A Favorite of 1861 users

    Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day.
    Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course?
    Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME.
    Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
    Every night it writes off as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to a good purpose.
    It carries over no balance. It allows no over draft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day.
    If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against "tomorrow."
    You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success!
    The clock is running!! Make the most of today.

    To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.

    To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

    To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

    To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

    To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train.

    To realise the value of ONE SECOND, ask someone who just avoided an accident.

    To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal at the Olympics.

    Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with. And remember time waits for no one.

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called the present.

    Posted by chaotic_girl_  ID#:24722
  • 124

    A Favorite of 1821 users

    "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."

    Posted by BobbyKULEEN4  ID#:27233
  • 125

    A Favorite of 1816 users

    When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

    Posted by mgriff  ID#:8157
  • 126

    A Favorite of 1809 users

    So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"

    Posted by babygrl0642  ID#:14837
  • 127

    A Favorite of 1793 users

    I am Thankful :

    FOR THE WIFE
    WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
    BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
    AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

    FOR THE HUSBAND
    WHO IS ON THE SOFA
    BEING A COUCH POTATO,
    BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
    AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

    FOR THE TEENAGER
    WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
    BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
    NOT ON THE STREETS.

    FOR THE TAXES I PAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM EMPLOYED.

    FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

    FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

    FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

    FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
    WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
    AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

    FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
    I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..

    FOR THE PARKING SPOT
    I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
    AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

    FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM WARM.

    FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
    WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I CAN HEAR.

    FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

    FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
    AT THE END OF THE DAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
    CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

    FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
    IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

    Posted by TheSilentForce  ID#:52568
  • 128

    A Favorite of 1787 users

    I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

    Posted by Anonymous  ID#:4030
  • 129

    A Favorite of 1787 users

    Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
    Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

    Posted by i_FEEL_ur_PAIN  ID#:41241
  • 130

    A Favorite of 1781 users

    A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't.

    Posted by aschrage  ID#:7775

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