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    so..
    its the biggest birthday party of the year..
    nearly everybody will celebrate it..
    there will be a party in almost every house..
    but in most the birthday boy isn't invited..

    who is this anonymous birthday boy?
    he would go to every party if he could..
    but he isn't invited..

    he waits at the door of every heart waiting to be let in..
    but only a few give him their lives and let him enter in..

    he doesn't want all the presents,
    he doesn't want all your food,
    there's no need to make an extra special fuss, because..

    this birthday boy is Jesus..
    and will you invite him into his birhtday party in YOUR house?

    please add this to your comments if you are a Christian and Jesus will be invited into your house!

    - debi216
    More than 5 years ago by debi216  ID#:147781

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    Three Reasons to Love Christmas:
    Time with family
    Presents
    Christmas Feast
    Three Reasons to Hate Christmas:
    Time with smelly Uncle Steve
    Relatives got better presents
    Christmas feast leaves food poisoning

    - Me
    More than 5 years ago by unspoken  ID#:153602

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    you know that world has gone crazy, when the santa's at the mall cannot not say "ho,ho,ho", instead they have to say "ha,ha,ha", or when they have to be skinny, because when they are fat, they promote obesity... yahhh gay, all of these new laws are ruining the christmas traditions.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by jesuslovesyou  ID#:153980

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    having you for christmas is d greatest present ever !

    - leanne_malta
    More than 5 years ago by sadelsha  ID#:154844

  • 135

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    Santa-I hope he fits in a bag. =]

    - *me*
    More than 5 years ago by *HorseGrl*  ID#:155088

  • 136

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    we 3 Kings of orient are
    1 in a taxi
    1 in car
    1 on a scooter tooting the hooter following yonder star

    star of wonder star of night
    fill ya pants with dynamite
    light the fuse and watch the news
    and you'll be on tv tonight

    - ??
    More than 5 years ago by always_me  ID#:155119

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    and the parents opened their eyes, after making a wish, to find their children still sitting there

    - a xmas card
    More than 5 years ago by always_me  ID#:156376

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    Holiday Eating Tips

    1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
    knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

    2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it
    has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have
    two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

    3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed
    potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

    4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car
    with an automatic transmission.

    5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

    6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.
    You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the
    time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while
    carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

    7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

    8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if
    you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
    three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

    9. Did someone mention fruitcake?Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory
    celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

    10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by HHPFG  ID#:177737

  • 139

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    you be my santa and i'll be your naughtly little helper

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by sweetbee_kisses  ID#:205514

  • 140

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    Wish u all A Merry Christmas
    May the Joys of the season
    Fill ur heart with goodwill and cheer.
    May the chimes of Christmas glory
    Add up more shine and spread
    Smiles across the miles
    Today & In the New Year.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by clara_711  ID#:255777
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