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    A Favorite of 1764 users

    Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4850
  • 132

    A Favorite of 1753 users

    random things that are useless
    *Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
    *Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
    *We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
    *Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
    *Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
    *A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
    *In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
    *"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
    *A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
    *Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
    *Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
    *The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
    *111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    *The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
    *The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
    *If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
    *The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
    *Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
    *40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
    *Most toliets flush in E-flat.
    *It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
    *The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
    *In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
    *A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
    *The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
    *Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
    *1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
    *The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
    *The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
    *If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
    *A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
    *Children grow faster in the spring.
    *On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
    *Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
    *A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
    *Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
    *A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
    *The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
    *Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
    *On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
    *On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
    *Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.
    *The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
    *Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
    *Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
    *In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
    *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
    *The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
    *Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes

    Posted by tiaraqueen74 in Humor  ID#:118000
  • 133

    A Favorite of 1752 users

    The words that escape a friend's mouth are "I'll be there when you say you need me" but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are "I'll be there... whether you say you need me or not."

    Posted by ShhwaY in Friendship  ID#:5169
  • 134

    A Favorite of 1752 users

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Posted by snowblossom20 in Love  ID#:5316
  • 135

    A Favorite of 1752 users

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.

    Posted by quotewriter in Humor  ID#:8548
  • 136

    A Favorite of 1728 users

    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

    Posted by Donny in Wisdom  ID#:162
  • 137

    A Favorite of 1726 users

    A guy and a girl can be friends. But sooner or later one will fall for the other. Maybe too early, maybe too late, but maybe, just maybe forever.

    Posted by Clays_baby_girl in Love  ID#:11600
  • 138

    A Favorite of 1718 users

    Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:4424
  • 139

    A Favorite of 1703 users

    I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4831
  • 140

    A Favorite of 1700 users

    Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

    Posted by anonymous in Life  ID#:15

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