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  • 141

    A Favorite of 1707 users

    I can't make you love me,want me,or understand me..All I can do Is hope that someday you will

    Posted by ShehazCatEyes in Love  ID#:8480
  • 142

    A Favorite of 1703 users

    "I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another girl. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all."

    Posted by lourkat in Love  ID#:13827
  • 143

    A Favorite of 1702 users

    The shortest word I know is "I". The sweetest word I know is "LOVE".
    And the person I never forget is "YOU".

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:4442
  • 144

    A Favorite of 1688 users

    Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option

    Posted by Spirit of Yesterday in Life  ID#:18790
  • 145

    A Favorite of 1671 users

    If you count all the stars in the sky,
    all the grains of sand in the oceans, all the roses in the world and all the smiles that have ever been, then you will have a sample of how much I love you.

    Posted by Sinetos in Love  ID#:5650
  • 146

    A Favorite of 1665 users

    Actual Answering Machine Messages.
    *My wife and i can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

    *This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

    *Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is john's refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

    *Hi. Now YOU say something.

    *Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.

    *Hello!If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner.

    Posted by oneluckystar in Humor  ID#:23580
  • 147

    A Favorite of 1660 users

    No one will win the battle of the sexes; there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

    Posted by the great 1 in Humor  ID#:5533
  • 148

    A Favorite of 1634 users

    Lessons in Life

    1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

    2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

    3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

    4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

    5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

    6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

    7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

    8. It's okay to get angry with God. He can take it.

    9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

    10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

    11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

    12. It's okay to let your children see you cry.

    13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

    14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

    15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

    16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

    17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.

    18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.

    19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

    20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

    21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

    22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow.

    23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

    24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

    25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

    26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"

    27. Always choose life.

    28. Forgive everyone everything.

    29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

    30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

    31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

    32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

    33. Believe in miracles.

    34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

    35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

    36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

    37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

    38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.

    39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

    40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

    41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

    42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

    43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

    44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

    45. The best is yet to come.

    46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

    47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

    48. If you don't ask, you don't get.

    49. Yield.

    50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.


    "A REAL FRIEND IS ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN
    THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS OUT

    Posted by A-town_ in Inspirational  ID#:133719
  • 149

    A Favorite of 1625 users

    Although you may not love me, although you may not care. If you shall ever need me, you know that I'll be there. Your love may all be taken, your heart may not be free, but when your heart is broken, you can always lean on me. I'll never stop loving you, I know because I tried. All the oceans in the world, can't hold the tears I've cried.

    Posted by Viwiel in Love  ID#:29143
  • 150

    A Favorite of 1612 users

    Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

    "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    He: So what do you do for a living?
    She: Female impersonator.

    "Is this seat empty?"
    "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    "It's in the phone book."
    "But I don't know your name."
    "That's in the phone book too."

    "What sign were you born under?"
    "No Parking."

    "I know how to please a woman."
    "Then please leave me alone."

    "Haven't we met before?"
    "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

    "I want to give myself to you."
    "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    "I can tell that you want me."
    "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

    "Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
    "Stop."

    "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    "May I see you pretty soon?"
    "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    "Your body is like a temple."
    "Sorry, there are no services today."

    "I'd go through anything for you."
    "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    "Yes, but would you stay there?"


    "Your place or mine?"
    "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    After hearing a pickup line:
    I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

    If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
    say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

    He: Would you like to dance?
    She: Not with you.
    He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

    He: Do you wanna dance?
    She: Yeah but not with you!
    He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

    Q: Does beauty run in your family?
    A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

    Q: What's your name sexy?
    A: Taken!

    Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
    A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

    Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
    A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

    He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
    She: Most peoples' do!

    Q: Can I buy you a drink?
    A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

    "You look like a dream."
    Response: "Go back to sleep."

    He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

    "I can see forever in your eyes."
    Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

    "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
    Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

    Posted by rockroyalty1232 in Humor  ID#:26102

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