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    He Said...She Said:

    He said...Want a quickie? She said...As opposed to what?

    He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

    He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

    He said...This coffee isn't fit for a pig! She said...No problem, I'll get you some that is.

    She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said...It's not my fault. I ran out of money.

    He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.

    He said...If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well. She said...Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well.

    He said...You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said...No, have you?

    He said...Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

    He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

    He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.

    - Me!!!
    More than 5 years ago by Sum_Random  ID#:85220

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    have you ever lost someone you never had?

    - s.t.b.
    More than 5 years ago by stitch_the_bitch  ID#:37346

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    Life’s a b**ch. I’m just here to represent.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by reneq  ID#:52186

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    If you talk about me...
    I got some advice.
    Tap your heels three times,
    and say 'I wish I had a life.'

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by mellew  ID#:110850

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    if money dont grow on trees why do banks have branches..

    - meganoggin
    More than 5 years ago by mega noggin  ID#:17878

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    If your heart were really broken you would be dead, so shut up.

    - InesF
    More than 5 years ago by inesffwm  ID#:161985

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    the next time a guy tells you to suck it say sorry my mother told me not to put small things in my mouth

    - gotitoffasite iluvhimsecretly
    More than 5 years ago by sshena  ID#:146756

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    To bad u can't photoshop your UGLY personality...

    - @TheMulahTruth <- Twitter. Mulah Truth
    More than a year ago by TheMulahTruth  ID#:305451

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    Girl's are superhero's.
    Who else could bleed for a week and not die?

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by ballbeast25  ID#:240901

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    I missed my wife, so I put the car in reverse and hit her again

    - Robert Lodge
    More than 5 years ago by roblinux  ID#:13453
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