The Best Life Quotes

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    Don't just look, observe..
    Don't just swallow, taste..
    Don't just sleep, dream..
    Don't just think, feel...
    Don't just exist, live...

    Posted by Sinetos in Life  ID#:6304
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    UNAVOIDABLE LAWS
    These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

    1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.

    2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.

    6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).

    7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.

    8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

    9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

    13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

    15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

    16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

    18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

    Posted by ardnas in Life  ID#:90363
  • 153

    A Favorite of 331 users

    She'll be the first to admit that she's not perfect. Her life's a wreck, and the only thing holding her up is the hope that it'll get better. She's got some friends who would die for her, and she has friends that would kill her, given the chance. She has the mental stability of a psychiatric patient, and the constant drama that surrounds her doesn't help. She's lost all of the people she depended on, whether it be death, or betrayal. Despite everything that has happened to her, the reason she keeps hanging on is the hope that it will all get better.

    Posted by xXmollyXx in Life  ID#:120220
  • 154

    A Favorite of 330 users

    As long as we have MEMORIES,yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE , tomorrow AWAITS.

    Posted by Treesa_Joys_Chakkalakkal in Life  ID#:271906
  • 155

    A Favorite of 327 users

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which has the potential to turn a life around.

    Posted by PrincezzSAL in Life  ID#:23817
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    I am strong because I am weak.
    I am beautiful because I know my flaws.
    I am a lover because I am a fighter.
    I am fearless because I have been afraid.
    I am wise because I have been foolish.
    & I can laugh because I've known sadness.

    Posted by DarkHero6 in Life  ID#:183672
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    A Favorite of 317 users

    im just me . and thats all I can be
    no more . no less . no 2nd guess
    i laugh . i love . i live . i cry
    and some times i wish i would die
    some day im funny
    others im not
    some times im in overdrive .
    and i cant stop
    you may not like me . but thats ok
    this is me . and this is how ill stay.

    Posted by spazz4brains in Life  ID#:42549
  • 158

    A Favorite of 308 users

    Isn't it funny that your heart can be broken by someone that was always pretending?

    Funny how your friends can make you feel better about any situation.

    Funny how when something bad happens, it's all you can think about?

    Funny how bad we think we’ve got it, compared to others who have it worse.

    Funny how no matter how much we have, we’re never thankful.

    Funny how we can have so many friends, but if we fight with one, life sucks,

    Funny how your best friend can hurt you even more than your worst enemy can?

    Funny how no matter how hard we try, life will never be perfect,

    Funny how many times we can be hurt the same way, and how much more it hurts.

    Funny how one person can make you feel pretty even on your worst days

    Funny that no matter how much you like someone, if nobody thinks you should be with them, you give into peer pressure.

    Funny how on rainy days it’s so much easier to smile,

    How one fake friend, can ruin a life.

    Funny how your best friend can become your worst enemy with one mistake.

    Posted by LoNeLyAlWaYz in Life  ID#:34691
  • 159

    A Favorite of 307 users

    Life isn't just about keeping score.
    It's not about how many people call you
    And it's not about who you've dated or haven't dated at all.
    It isn't about who you've kissed,
    What sport you play,
    Or which guy or girl likes you.
    It's not about your shoes or your hair
    Or the color of your skin,
    Or where you live or go to school.
    In fact it's not about grades, money,
    Clothes, or colleges that accept you or not.
    Life isn't about if you have lots of friends or if you are alone,
    And it's not about how accepted or unaccepted you are.
    Life isn't about that.
    But life is about who you love and who you hurt.
    It's about how you feel about yourself.
    It's about trust, happiness, and compassion.
    It's about avoiding jealousy, overcoming ignorance
    And building confidence.
    It's about what you say and what you mean.
    It's about seeing people for who they are and not for what they have.
    Most of all it is choosing to use your life.
    In a way that could have neverbeen achieved otherwise.
    These choices are what life's about.

    Posted by Apollo in Life  ID#:14204
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    “For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”

    Posted by lauranini123 in Life  ID#:174906

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