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  • 151

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    A woman's heart should be so lost in God that a man needs to seek Him in order to find her.

    Posted by apple_jax  ID#:152605
  • 152

    A Favorite of 32 users

    people may refuse our love or reject our message, but they are defenseless against our prayers.

    Posted by gregory_john  ID#:299758
  • 153

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    I asked f0r strength and GOD gave me difficulties t0 make me str0ng.
    I asked f0r everything s0 i c0uld enj0y life. Instead he gave me life s0 i c0uld enj0y everything. I received n0thing i wanted, I received everything i needed.

    Posted by Lets_Rock  ID#:360791
  • 154

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    Person 1 (P1) and Person 2 (P2):

    P1: do you believe in god?
    P2: no.
    P1: why?
    P2: there's no evidence of him - why should I?
    P1: *thinking* well, can I say something that might make you reconsider that?
    P2: sure.
    P1: if I told you that I didn't exist, would you believe me?
    P2: of course not! I can see you here, it'd be stupid to say you don't exist.
    P1: and if I leave to get a drink, would you still think I exist?
    P2: well, yes. I've seen you before and you'd probably tell me that you've gone for a drink.
    P1: what if I didn't tell you?
    P2: *thinks* I might think you've gone missing, but I've seen you, so I'd know you exist.
    P1: what if I'm in a room with no windows, and I'm calling for you, but you can't hear me. Would you believe I exist, and would you think I'm there?
    P2: If I can hear you, I would.
    P1: what if I was somewhere halfway across the world, and you've never met me before in your life. Would you think I exist then?
    P2:since I've never met you, no.
    P1: Do you believe there is a god?
    P2: no
    P1: well, what if you haven't met him yet? What if he's trying to constantly reveal himself to you, shouting, but you keep pushing him to the back of your mind? what if he's across the world now, and now's not your time? wouldn't it be, then, foolish to say that God isn't real?
    P2: *stays silent*

    Posted by RoseJemeljanova  ID#:372318
  • 155

    A Favorite of 32 users

    You weren't an accident. You weren't mass produced. You aren't an assembly-line product. You were deliberately planned, specifically gifted, and lovingly positioned on the earth by the Master Craftsman.

    Posted by shootingstar_13  ID#:397846
  • 156

    A Favorite of 32 users

    When you find a Bible that's falling apart, you find a person that isn't.

    Posted by HeyMyMiddleFingerLikesYou  ID#:460388
  • 157

    A Favorite of 31 users

    Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

    Posted by rkeel  ID#:136104
  • 158

    A Favorite of 31 users

    Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!

    In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge.

    After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'

    The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover ,Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'

    The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!' The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'

    The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date''April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of
    my courtroom!'

    Posted by chellynicole96  ID#:190073
  • 159

    A Favorite of 31 users

    7 days with out Jesus makes one weak

    Posted by Mily_Moo  ID#:300059
  • 160

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    True, going to church won't make you a Christian... but staying at home, drinking beer & watching football won't either.

    Posted by chrislovan  ID#:423595
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