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  • 151

    A Favorite of 1582 users

    Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

    "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    He: So what do you do for a living?
    She: Female impersonator.

    "Is this seat empty?"
    "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    "It's in the phone book."
    "But I don't know your name."
    "That's in the phone book too."

    "What sign were you born under?"
    "No Parking."

    "I know how to please a woman."
    "Then please leave me alone."

    "Haven't we met before?"
    "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

    "I want to give myself to you."
    "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    "I can tell that you want me."
    "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

    "Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
    "Stop."

    "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    "May I see you pretty soon?"
    "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    "Your body is like a temple."
    "Sorry, there are no services today."

    "I'd go through anything for you."
    "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    "Yes, but would you stay there?"


    "Your place or mine?"
    "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    After hearing a pickup line:
    I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

    If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
    say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

    He: Would you like to dance?
    She: Not with you.
    He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

    He: Do you wanna dance?
    She: Yeah but not with you!
    He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

    Q: Does beauty run in your family?
    A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

    Q: What's your name sexy?
    A: Taken!

    Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
    A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

    Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
    A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

    He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
    She: Most peoples' do!

    Q: Can I buy you a drink?
    A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

    "You look like a dream."
    Response: "Go back to sleep."

    He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

    "I can see forever in your eyes."
    Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

    "I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
    Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."

    More than 5 years ago by rockroyalty1232  ID#:26102
  • 152

    A Favorite of 1578 users

    Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

    More than 10 years ago by simply_kit  ID#:9665
  • 153

    A Favorite of 1571 users

    If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them

    More than 10 years ago by Sherrbear  ID#:401
  • 154

    A Favorite of 1549 users

    The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

    More than 10 years ago by DharmaBV  ID#:6757
  • 155

    A Favorite of 1546 users

    At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
    At age 12 success is having friends.
    At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
    At age 20 success is having sex.
    At age 35 success is having money.
    At age 50 success is having money.
    At age 60 success is having sex.
    At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
    At age 75 success is having friends.
    At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

    More than 5 years ago by tlzflzz  ID#:27392
  • 156

    A Favorite of 1536 users

    Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

    More than 10 years ago by Sinetos  ID#:6600
  • 157

    A Favorite of 1536 users

    "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it."

    More than 5 years ago by Earth  ID#:23622
  • 158

    A Favorite of 1533 users

    You will always be the answer, when somebody asks me what I'm thinking about.

    More than 10 years ago by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:13468
  • 159

    A Favorite of 1531 users

    I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

    More than 5 years ago by Haileyb703  ID#:20469
  • 160

    A Favorite of 1527 users

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:4220

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