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  • 181

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    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

    Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by AA  ID#:5149

  • 182

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    I wish I had the guts to walk away from what we had. But I can't because I know you won't come after me, and that's what hurts the most.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by RoushChic04  ID#:8732

  • 183

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    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

    - John Wooden
    More than 5 years ago by rainflower  ID#:19587

  • 184

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    Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times an dthe confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by DoubleTroubleNic  ID#:13772

  • 185

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    Why Guys Love Girls:

    1.The way they always smell good even if it's just shampoo
    2.The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
    3.How cute they look when they sleep
    4.The ease in which they fit into our arms
    5.The way they kiss you and make everything alright in the world
    6.How cute they are when they eat
    7.The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end its all worth while
    8.The way they are always warm even if its minus 30 degrees
    9.The way they look good no matter what they wear
    10.The way she fishes for compliments even though you both know shes the most beautiful thing on this earth
    11.how cute they are when they argue
    12.How their hand always seems to find ours
    13.The way they smile
    14.The way you feel when you see her name on the caller id after you've had a big fight
    15.The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know an hour later...
    16.The way they kiss you when youve done something nice for her
    17.The way they kiss you when you say"i love you"
    18.Actually.. just the way they kiss you
    19.The way they fall into your arms when they cry
    20.Then apologizing for crying over something that silly
    21.The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
    22.Then the way they apologize when it really does hurt (even though we dont admit it!)
    23.The way they say "I miss you"
    24.The way you miss them
    25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesnt hurt her anymore...Yet regardless whether you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.Because once in your life whatever they were to the world they become the world to you.When you look them in the eyes traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound you know that your own life is inevitably consumed with the rhythmic beatings of her very own heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of a mind, but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

    - *email*
    More than 5 years ago by get_ova_me  ID#:33611

  • 186

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    check out these quotes with the most romantic first
    line but least romantic second line. Hope u enjoy :-)

    ***

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    ***

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    ***

    I see your face when I am dreaming.

    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    ***

    Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

    If only you could hide your face.

    ***

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

    This describes everything you are not.

    ***

    I want to feel your sweet embrace

    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    ***

    My love, you take my breath away.

    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    ***

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

    But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

    ***
    My feelings for you no words can tell

    Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

    ***

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
    so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
    sugar bowl's empty and

    so is your head

    ***

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?

    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    ***

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:83156

  • 187

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    Boy: I need someone to talk to.
    Girl: I'm always here for you.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: What's wrong?
    Boy: I like her so much.
    Girl: Talk to her.
    Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
    Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing.
    Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
    Girl: Then tell her.
    Boy: She won't like me.
    Girl: How do you know that?
    Boy: I can just tell her...
    Girl: Well just tell her.
    Boy: What should I say?
    Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
    Boy: I tell her daily.
    Girl: What do you mean?
    Boy: I'm always with her...I love her.
    Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me.
    Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
    Girl: Oh, some boy.
    Boy: Oh, she won't like me either.
    Girl: She does.
    Boy: How do you know?
    Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?
    Boy: You.
    Girl: You're wrong. I love you.
    Boy: I love you too.
    Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
    Boy: I just did.

    - ?
    More than 5 years ago by angel_05  ID#:41648

  • 188

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    Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

    - Moi
    More than 5 years ago by BaBy.RoXy  ID#:17113

  • 189

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    I want to be his favorite hello and his hardest goodbye....

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by get_ova_me  ID#:41393

  • 190

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    What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by honeybunch  ID#:5200
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