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    "Life without Electricity,It's beyond our imagination.........​....."

    - Siddhant chak
    More than a year ago by Siddhant_chak  ID#:434590

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    Every technological success is hailed as a great scientific achievement; every technological disaster is deemed an engineering failure.

    - unknown
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:384268

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    Scientists study the world as it is; engineers create the world that has never been.

    - Theodore Von Karman
    More than a year ago by Nesar24  ID#:365000

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    Engineers are the BEST boyfriends
    ALL these ARE facts .. so.. here goes..


    Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle.
    An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
    Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital. ''-

    Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness.
    An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness=dh/dt.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
    Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.-

    Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
    Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
    Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

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    Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer as your boyfriend!

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by iamnoone  ID#:346048

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    THEORY:when we know something but dont work.
    PRACTICAL:when we work something but dont know
    Thats why engineers are combined theory & practicals.
    NOW NOTHING WORKS & THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING

    - Donno
    More than a year ago by TheHUNKextreme  ID#:343521

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    There are 3 types of students.
    1)some make wonders happen
    2)some watch wonders happen
    3)some wonders,what happen? :p

    - Donno
    More than a year ago by TheHUNKextreme  ID#:341305

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    ENGINEERING-AN ART OF MAKING THINGS INTERESTING EASIER AND FRIENDLY

    - Anil B Vedmehta
    More than a year ago by abvedmehta  ID#:332683

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    '' what is your working time??
    ..from morning to eternity...''

    - me..engg..on projects..
    More than a year ago by ALLWEEN  ID#:328352

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    They say the Hell's full of Mechanical Engineers;
    I asked why.They Said,
    Coz even the Devil liked 'em on Facebook,for they were notoriously Evil!!!

    - Anoop V
    More than a year ago by anoopv  ID#:318247

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    We r Cheaters.. But v dont cheat Humanity!!We hate Study.. But v love Technology!!We flirt with flirters.. But v lovers!!World cant Change us, But v can change the World!!We dont hav Books in Hand.. But hav Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!!......We r d rarest common Race on Earth..!! Meet us......We r d ENGINEERS!!! HAPPY ENGINEERING DAY 

    - Happy belated engineer's day guys :) (it was on 14th of September for those of u hu don't know)
    More than a year ago by ishi4  ID#:317328
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