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96 usersYou have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.More than 5 years ago by lil_jujubeee ID#:49909 -
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94 usersNever make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.
More than 5 years ago by MiChElLe ID#:23665 -
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90 usersMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features.More than 10 years ago by Anonymous ID#:5002 -
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90 usersThe speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
More than 5 years ago by Akiratheoni ID#:46916 -
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86 usersThe box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
More than 10 years ago by None ID#:3861 -
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86 users9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) = i <3 u :)
More than a year ago by sacredheartt ID#:274414 -
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85 usersRoses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to youMore than 5 years ago by chaospie ID#:13975 -
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85 usersUse The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for SolitaireMore than 5 years ago by Ph3rny ID#:49843 -
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82 usersGirls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
More than 5 years ago by candela ID#:60760 -
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77 usersBetter to be a geek than an idiot.
More than 5 years ago by riverq586 ID#:49911