The Board Of Wisdom
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    No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails.

    More than 10 years ago by aschrage  ID#:3984
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    The Brothel

    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

    'May I help you sir?' she asked

    'I want to see Valerie,' he said.

    'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
    'No, I must see Valerie,' he said.
    Valerie appeared and told the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, he pulled out five thousand dollars, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
    The next night the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
    Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour he left.
    The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
    After their session Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
    ' Ontario .'
    'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'
    'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

    The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by a lawyer

    More than a year ago by Tc_Origenal  ID#:197573
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    "It's only illegal if you get caught."

    More than a year ago by Tc_Origenal  ID#:192821
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    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

    Your Honor.

    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:153970
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    The more we act, the more we realize that action can be taken.

    More than a year ago by Stanford  ID#:195395
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    Any mammal that lives in the dirt is either a mole or a lawyer!

    More than 5 years ago by Fated-Shadows  ID#:18665
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    What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
    One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.

    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:159692
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    "justice is blind and expensive"

    More than a year ago by ZacK_Hanafi  ID#:251842
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    I don't like to get angry. It makes me angry.

    More than 6 months ago by Anonymous  ID#:534005
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    Only lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

    More than 10 years ago by aschrage  ID#:3986
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