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    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:4220

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    I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by rock_on  ID#:36173

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    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
    So God agreed.

    On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
    And God agreed.

    On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
    Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

    Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by luvs2shopalot  ID#:40501

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    Life's Highs...

    1. Laughing hysterically
    2. Dancing your heart out
    3. Star gazing
    4. Shopping
    5. Going to the beach
    6. Listening to the rain
    7. Ice-cream on a hot day
    8. Feeling wanted
    9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love
    10. ReceIving text messages
    11. Personal jokes
    12. ComplIments
    13. Late night phone calls
    14. Christmas
    15. Hugs
    16. Kisses
    17. Knowing someone misses you
    18. Knowing someone is thinking of you
    19. Good dreams
    20. Skipping school for a day
    21. Lying on the grass starring into the sky
    22. Going up to the snow
    23. Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night
    24. Seeing your guys/girls name on your mobile when it rings
    25. Your first kiss
    26. Talking for hours about absolutely nothing
    27. Looking back on the laughs
    28. Receiving presents
    29. Giving presents
    30. Birthdays
    31. Air conditioning when it's hot
    32. Being full of energy
    33. Seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend
    34. Watching someone do something stupid, and them thinking no one saw
    35. Nice smelling perfume/cologne/deodorant
    36. Good hair days
    37. Turning on the radio to hear that your favourite song is being played
    38. Running into an old friend
    39. Strolling along the pier at night
    40. Finding $5 on the ground
    41. Being home alone
    42. Reading a good magazine
    43. Sun baking
    44. Sleeping in
    45. Watching the sun come up
    46. Seeing a shooting star
    47. Waking up to find the person you love in your arms
    48. Weekends
    49. Holidays
    50. Jumping on a trampoline
    51. Sitting infront on the fire on a cold evening
    52. Smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
    53. Singing into your hairbrush in your room
    54. Bubble baths
    55. Turning up your sterio as loud as it will go
    56. Being so happy it makes you cry
    57. Summer
    58. Finally completing somthing you started a long time ago
    58. Achieving a long time goal
    59. Warm nights
    60. Falling in love...

    - Christina
    More than 5 years ago by ChristinaBallerina  ID#:27741

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    Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

    - Elbert Hubbard
    More than 10 years ago by Bob  ID#:107

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    15 things you probably never knew or thought about....

    1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
    2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
    3. The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
    5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
    6. You mean the world to someone.
    7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
    8. You are special and unique.
    9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
    10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
    11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
    12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
    13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.
    14. Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by skate_n_cheer  ID#:45362

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    What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by honeybunch  ID#:5200

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    It`s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye,
    it`s funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
    It`s funny how forever never really seems to last,
    it`s funny how much you`d lose if you forgot about your past.
    It`s funny how friends can just leave you when you`re down,
    it`s funny how when you need someone they`re never around.
    It`s funny how people change and think they`re so much better,
    it`s funny how many lies can be packed in one "love letter".
    It`s funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,
    it`s funny how one night can contain so much regret.
    It`s funny how ironic life turns out to be
    but the funniest part of all, none of that`s funny to me.

    - from a friend..my last quote im putting on here so i thought id sum up my life
    More than 5 years ago by best_of_me  ID#:40094

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    Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

    - Luke
    More than 5 years ago by islandstylesurfer  ID#:16573

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    Never regret something that made you smile

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by PenguinLvr142  ID#:16719
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