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    God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by DharmaBV  ID#:6725

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    “Though we adore men individually, I agree that as a group they're rather stupid."

    - -Mary Poppins
    More than 5 years ago by hockeygirlk29  ID#:26354

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    How many roads must a man walk down, before he admits he is lost?

    - pcwhizzkid
    More than 5 years ago by pcwhizzkid  ID#:25827

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    Him
    he'll throw pebbles at me window in the pouring rain
    he'll make me laugh and feel no shame
    he'll take me out with all his friends
    he'll tell me that things will never end

    he doesnt lie to me
    he doesnt use me
    he loves me for who i am
    to be with me is his only plan

    he takes me for walks and holds me close in the cold
    he doesnt laugh at me if im not very bold
    he's like me but so different at the same time
    thats y im so glad hes mine

    he loves me no matter what
    our doors will never be shut
    the good thing is he never gets pissed
    the bad thing is this guy doesnt exist

    - one with a broken heart
    More than 5 years ago by KittyCat13  ID#:31014

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    Boys Are Players
    Thats a Known Fact
    Dont Get Mad At Them
    Just Play Them Back

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by trishm  ID#:28393

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    "If a man says, 'I'll call you' and then doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you."

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by magpie  ID#:4248

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    Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by hibajaj  ID#:11840

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    27 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
    1) we aren’t toys you can use
    2) Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
    3) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
    4) We think about you ALL THE TIME
    5) we wanna look good for u so try to notice
    6) never ask if it’s that time of the month
    7) Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever
    8) We're sorry, Orlando bloom just IS hot...get over it!!!
    9) Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
    10) dont talk bout sex and being horny it turns us off
    11) if we can admit we're wrong you'd better be able to do the same
    12) The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
    13) Don't screw us over...we’ll have you hunt down
    14) We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts).
    15) We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
    16) If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh, we will be too, unless we get hurt
    17) we will leave if u lie
    18) dont cheat thinking bout u all over another girl isnt a good feeling
    19) if we think we're fat don't comment
    20) For the record: wed rather you break up with us than cheat.
    21) we can tell when your not listening
    22) we're not perfect so deal wit it
    23) when we say were cold tats an invitation to come closer
    24) we dont care how big your sweatshirt is give it to us
    25) sing to us even if u suck
    26) understand our best friends mean the world to us
    27) we love when you come up behind us and give us a hug and whisper in our ear

    - BRITT & RACH
    More than 5 years ago by snickerdoodle  ID#:147016

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    Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the b*stards.

    - unkown
    More than 5 years ago by alylovezu2  ID#:162472

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    If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. Share this with other ladies..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK her choices, and another woman PREPARE.

    - MaryRone Shell
    More than 5 years ago by krobe23  ID#:158240
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