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    Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

    - Bumper Sticker
    More than 5 years ago by Lazy  ID#:95290

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    "Greatness comes not when things go always good for you, but the greatness comes when you are really tested, and you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes, because only if you have been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain."

    - President Richard M. Nixon (Farewell Speech to the White House Staff 1974)
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:9309

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    SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes one and gives it to someone else.
    COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk.
    FASCISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you milk.
    NAZISM: You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.
    BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both, kills one, and spills the milk in the sewage system.
    CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by mgriff  ID#:23713

  • 24

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    politicians declare wars, generals fight battles, and the ordinary foot soldiers do the dying.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by patr10t1  ID#:402861

  • 25

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    Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war, you can only be killed once.

    - Winston Churchill
    More than 5 years ago by HHPFG  ID#:177587

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    Democrats say -- "Give a man a fish."
    Republicans say -- "Teach a man to fish."
    Libertarians say -- "Go fish!"

    - Auren Hoffman
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:6740

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    Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

    - Nikita Khrushchev
    More than 5 years ago by sgeissler  ID#:31722

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    “What is right?” is a question. “Who is right?” is an argument.

    - Mark Amend
    More than 6 months ago by Anonymous  ID#:515663

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    It is better to die for an idea that will live, than to live for an idea that will die.

    - Steven Biko
    More than 5 years ago by nkosit3  ID#:18539

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    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    - Jay Leno
    More than 5 years ago by Mtn_Man  ID#:26953
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