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A Favorite of
154 users7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractionsMore than 10 years ago by DharmaBV ID#:6735 -
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A Favorite of
150 usersOnce a girl on a boat walked up to her friend and says," I figured out why life savers are called life savers, because they look like the floating thing". Then the boy says "Duh, what did u think they were for". "I thought they were called that because if you were to choke on them you could breathe through the hole."
More than 5 years ago by lauren1414 ID#:26403 -
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A Favorite of
144 usersR.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L. - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me & I LiveMore than a year ago by peacelovelaugh101 ID#:295740 -
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A Favorite of
137 usersJust because I'm stupid doesn't mean I'm dumb
More than 5 years ago by darkhallo ID#:12104 -
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A Favorite of
136 usersHow many times have you committed suicide?
More than 5 years ago by CtrlAltDestroy ID#:12796 -
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A Favorite of
136 usersif your parents never had children, the chances are that you won't either
More than 5 years ago by thething11 ID#:62346 -
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A Favorite of
135 usersCrazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…More than a year ago by newheart ID#:310000 -
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A Favorite of
133 usersThe problem nowadays is stupidity. Why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and see what happens?
More than 5 years ago by summerfun37 ID#:144149 -
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A Favorite of
131 usersTo be old and wise one must first be young and stupid. So this means im gonna be a genius
More than 5 years ago by gtshoei2 ID#:171809 -
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A Favorite of
128 usersWARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out
More than 5 years ago by tomw ID#:17924
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