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A Favorite of
3861 usersIt's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.More than 5 years ago by DoubleTroubleNic ID#:13487 -
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A Favorite of
3660 usersIf I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me...
More than 5 years ago by noomank ID#:18305 -
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A Favorite of
3624 usersLove is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.More than 5 years ago by itsjustme ID#:20248 -
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A Favorite of
3574 usersIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.More than 5 years ago by get_ova_me ID#:34850 -
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A Favorite of
3444 usersShould I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?
More than 10 years ago by honeybunch ID#:5292 -
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A Favorite of
3422 usersif you cant get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there
More than 5 years ago by bloom_luva ID#:15263 -
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A Favorite of
3361 usersIt's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.More than 10 years ago by Bob ID#:50 -
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A Favorite of
3359 users"Eleven Hints for Life"
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.More than 5 years ago by 23girl ID#:21320 -
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A Favorite of
3264 usersYou know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.
More than 10 years ago by BlueEyedSwimmer3 ID#:6645 -
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A Favorite of
3259 userseRrYthin ChanGeZ & nUthin StaYs Da SaMe bUt aS we grOw uP 1 thinG dOes reMain i wAs wiT u befOre & wiLl be tiLl Da end nUthin cOuld eva replaCe mA b e s t * f r i e n d z
More than 5 years ago by cryssie ID#:22355