A Mom is driving her little girl to a friendâ€™s house for a play date. â€œMommy,â€ the little girl asks, â€œhow old are you?â€
â€œHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,â€ the mother warns. â€œIt is not polite.â€
â€œOk,â€ the little girl says. â€œHow much do you weigh?â€
â€œNow really,â€ the mother says, â€œthese are personal questions, and really none of your business.â€
Undaunted, the little girl asks, â€œWhy did you and daddy get a divorce?â€
â€œThat is enough questions, honestly!â€ The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
â€œMy Mom wouldnâ€™t tell me anything,â€ the little girl says to her friend.
â€œWell,â€ said the friend, â€œall you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report cardâ€”it has everything on it.â€ Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, â€œI know how old you are. You are 32.â€
The mother is surprised and asks, â€œHow did you find that out?â€
â€œI also know that you weigh 140 pounds.â€ The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
â€œHow in heavenâ€™s name did you find that out?â€
â€œAnd,â€ the little girl says triumphantly, â€œI know why you and daddy got a divorce.â€
â€œOh really?â€ the mother asks. â€œAnd whyâ€™s that?â€
â€œBecause you got an F in sex.â€