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A Favorite of
121 usersQ: Why is it so hard to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and emotionally mature?
A: They all have boyfriends.More than 5 years ago by dcloverz ID#:125302 -
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A Favorite of
117 usersthere are different types of men:
1. the ones who are gorgeous,hot and unfortunately they know it just well enough to treat you bad
2.the ugly ones who treat you like a princess and are the sweetest
3. the hot, sexy, goodlooking,nice, sweet guys who of couse, are gay
4. the gorgeous, succesful, sexy, straight guys who are married and occupied
SO...WHICH ONE YOU CHOOSEMore than 5 years ago by pauyin ID#:28046 -
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A Favorite of
109 usersBoys need to know:
-not all girls take four hours to get ready.
-don't call us when you're right around the corner and ask to pick us up.
-some of us want to actually watch the football game. make sure you know.
-our ex boyfriend will give you a dirty look the first time he sees us together. it's a part of life.
-most of us DO have guy friends. yo'll just have to deal with it.
-and our guy friends will scope you out before we go out on our first date. [this involves awkward questions]
-and they'll probably threaten you while we ARE going out that if you hurt us, they'll hurt you.
-most of our dads are way too overprotective. we're allowed to say it, you aren't.
-we do love a confident guy. but we also love shy guys that go out of their way to talk to us.
-not all of us like being called 'hot'. 'cute' or 'beautiful' is WAY better.
-glasses are cute on boys. it shows that you have a weakness.
-it's cute when your voice breaks in front of us...don't be ashamed of it.
-most of the time, we don't mean to lead you on. if we say it was an accident, IT WAS.
-if you're friends with us first, there's a better chance that we'll go out with you.
*i hope this helps all you guys out there*More than 5 years ago by snowonder7 ID#:139365 -
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A Favorite of
106 usersThe strength of a man ...
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders...
It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice...
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has...
It's how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work...
It's in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits...
It's in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest...
It's in his Heart... that lies within his chest.
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved...
It's in how he can be true to one woman.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry....More than 5 years ago by Kumail786110 ID#:136670 -
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A Favorite of
103 usersWHAT WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN...
1. What is the thinnest book in the World? What Men Know About Women
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything
3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner
4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are empty from the neck up
5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares???
6. How are men and parking spaces alike?
All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped
7. What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his legs when you vacuumMore than 5 years ago by pencil_drop ID#:53645 -
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A Favorite of
98 users38 Things Girls Don't Realize About Girls
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-
her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you
-are method
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b**ch, Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and breasts, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
32. NOT ALL GUYS ARE @$$HOLES!!!
Just because ONE is a jack... doesnt mean he represents ALL of them
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
More than a year ago by snowonder7 ID#:178788 -
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A Favorite of
94 users"Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying 'I love you...I want to marry you...I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks."More than 10 years ago by magpie ID#:4249 -
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A Favorite of
88 usersI've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started.
More than 10 years ago by Anonymous ID#:4981 -
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A Favorite of
85 usersSome men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
More than 5 years ago by GAGUSKIES ID#:138094 -
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A Favorite of
82 users"Guys are accessories, until one proves he's an necessity."
More than 5 years ago by C.J. Hooker ID#:107545
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