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    Reasons to allow drinking at work
    The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

    1. It's an incentive to show up.

    2. It reduces stress.

    3. It leads to more honest communications.

    4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

    5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

    6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

    7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

    8. It encourages carpooling.

    9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

    10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

    11. It makes fellow employees look better.

    12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

    13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

    14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

    15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten

    Posted by Hank in Business  ID#:103594
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    A Favorite of 21 users

    Ingredients of success in the corporate world:- Think like a manager...work as the most valuable player of your team... and have ambitions just like your boss...

    Posted by danish786 in Business  ID#:349465
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    A Favorite of 20 users

    Sam's Rules for Building a Business:
    1. COMMIT to your business.
    2. SHARE your profits with your associates and treat them as partners.
    3. MOTIVATE your partners.
    4. COMMUNICATE everything you possibly can to your partners.
    5. APPRECIATE everything your associates do for the business.
    6. CELEBRATE your success.
    7. LISTEN to everyone in your company.
    8. EXCEED your customers' expectations.
    9. CONTROL your expenses better than your competition.
    10. SWIM upstream.

    Posted by Anonymous in Business  ID#:5390
  • 44

    A Favorite of 20 users

    It is not what or who you know, it is how you know it

    Posted by gingerpig2000 in Business  ID#:50232
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    A Favorite of 18 users

    If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be: "meetings".

    Posted by Anonymous in Business  ID#:5208
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    A Favorite of 18 users

    You either make money or make excuses.

    Posted by Anonymous in Business  ID#:12125
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    A Favorite of 18 users

    Use Facebook responsibly both from office and home....the company's image is in your hands... so ask yourself before posting.... am i posting sense or not.... ;))

    Posted by danish786 in Business  ID#:349467
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    A Favorite of 17 users

    Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

    The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

    Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

    The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

    In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

    The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

    Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

    Posted by aschrage in Business  ID#:162783
  • 49

    A Favorite of 17 users

    While everyone promises to deliver be the one who delivers on promises.

    Posted by ovishnep in Business  ID#:207043
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    A Favorite of 17 users

    Sometimes, you forgot that you've trade everything just to get a little bit more.

    Posted by j_m_0804 in Business  ID#:237063
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