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    My respect goes out to the parents who came here with nothing, worked for everything, gave us everything and asked for nothing.

    - mimi
    More than 6 months ago by Cha3koekaa  ID#:520802

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    The first man a girl falls in love with is her daddy...

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:273500

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    Parents should remember, someone who wants to be just like you is watching everything you say and do.

    - Linda Poindexter
    More than a year ago by Linda_Beth  ID#:460364

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    The irony of a parent and child relationship is, that at any given moment, you never know who is teaching whom.

    - Linda Poindexter
    More than a year ago by Linda_Beth  ID#:501995

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    I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and advise them to do it.

    - Harry Truman
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:245404

  • 46

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    A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

    - Carl Sandburg
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5205

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    If You Give A Mom A Muffin...

    If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
    She'll pour herself some. The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
    She'll wipe it up.
    Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
    When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
    Bumping into the freezer will remind her that she has to plan dinner for tonight.
    She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook (101 ways to cook hamburger).
    The cookbook is sitting under the pile of mail. She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
    She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old.
    She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two year old.
    While changing the two year old the phone rings. Her five year old will answer it and hang up.
    She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on Friday. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
    She will pour herself some. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Louise  ID#:5445

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    If you have never been hated by your child... you have never been a parent.

    - Bette Davis
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:350021

  • 49

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    **Lies I've told my 3 year old recently**

    Trees talk to each other at night.

    All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.

    Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.

    Tiny bears live in drain pipes.

    If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.

    The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.

    Everyone knows at least one secret language.

    When nobody is looking, I can fly.

    We are all held together by invisible threads.

    Books get lonely too.

    Sadness can be eaten.

    I will always be there.

    - found in web
    More than 5 years ago by Margeri  ID#:170224

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    If you want your daughter to follow in your footsteps as an adult, you must first let her walk around in your shoes as a child.

    - Linda Poindexter
    More than a year ago by Linda_Beth  ID#:441513
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