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    The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.

    - Theodore Roosevelt
    More than 10 years ago by None  ID#:1574

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    Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Big shots back there... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."

    - haha
    More than 5 years ago by rachel  ID#:28088

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    ADDED TO DICTIONARY:
    Mubarak(v.): To stick something, or to glue something. Example: "I will punch you and Mubarak you to the wall" OR "you can Mubarak the pieces to hold them together"
    Mubarak (adj.): slow to learn or understand. Example: "Why do you have to be so mubarak?!"
    Mubarak (n.): a psychotic ex-girlfriend who fails to understand it's over.

    - i dunno but its funny lol
    More than a year ago by RoRo.k  ID#:364088

  • 44

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    "I don't believe I have the right to tell other people what to do. I do, however, believe I have the right to tell other people that they don't have the right to tell other people what to do."

    - Michael John Bobak
    More than a year ago by spaceboss69  ID#:490906

  • 45

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    WHAT POLITICIANS REALLY MEAN

    - we have no choice but to use force
    (lets try out these new bombs)

    - it is not in the public intrest
    (if anyone finds out, we're screwed)

    - there is no risk to public health
    (see you next year. i'll be in my bunker)

    - that is not for me to say
    (i haven't been briefed on this bit)

    - a week is a long time in politics
    (my minds gone blank. say something, quick....)

    - michael powell
    More than 5 years ago by skinny_man  ID#:174302

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    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

    - Thomas Jefferson
    More than a year ago by kilroy85  ID#:246276

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    Sometimes you hear some good jokes on TV and you think the person telling them is really a good comedian....then you realize it's just a politician.

    - Linda Poindexter
    More than a year ago by Linda_Beth  ID#:449536

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    "Secondly, the tactics of our—as you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's—ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions—you can't—we're out of sanctions."

    - George W. Bush - what was he talking about?
    More than 5 years ago by Androx  ID#:21664

  • 49

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    "He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."

    - George W. Bush
    More than 5 years ago by Androx  ID#:21666

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    Talk is cheap because supply far exceeds demand.

    - Unkown
    More than 5 years ago by Charlie14  ID#:127634
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