There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are 'Romney Fans'.
Not really knowing what a 'Romney Fan' is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the children raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says "I'm not a Romney Fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Romney Fan?"
Johnny says "I'm an Obama fan."
The teacher then asks why he's an Obama Fan. The boy replies, "Well, my mom's an Obama fan, and my dad is an Obama fan...so I'm an Obama fan."
The teacher is irritated by this, so she says "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"
Johnny says "That would make me a Romney Fan!"