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    With your own attitude it is hard to survive here.But who gives a damn, we are here to change it & we dont need a password to change the world.

    - Anurag
    More than 5 years ago by i_m_andy  ID#:166212

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    Doing things the shortest or easiest way is an engineer by trade…

    - RJValle
    More than 5 years ago by Bsilent  ID#:159722

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    i'm really sure just on one thing; your my logic and my truth.

    - pachi
    More than 5 years ago by pachi  ID#:145027

  • 54

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    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

    So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

    Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:143387

  • 55

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    Some say the cup is half empty, while others say it is half full. However, in my opinion both are wrong. The real problem is the cup is too big.

    Sometimes all we need is a new perspective on an old problem.

    - From the book "Foundation design", by Coduto, Donald P.
    More than 5 years ago by JAGCS  ID#:129311

  • 56

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    The mere formulation of a problem is far more often essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle requires creative imagination and marks real advances in science.

    - Albert Einstein
    More than 5 years ago by JAGCS  ID#:129303

  • 57

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    The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.

    - From the book "Foundation design", by Coduto, Donald P.
    More than 5 years ago by JAGCS  ID#:129299

  • 58

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    An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
    The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
    The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The engineer said, "I like both. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:121291

  • 59

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    For women in engineering:
    The odds are good, but the goods are sure odd...

    - Heard from a girl in my engineering class
    More than 5 years ago by Man of the Mind  ID#:46782

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    Most times your computer is not responding as you expected - first try to find out if the "ERROR" is not sitting right next to the computer.

    - Thomas Baehr
    More than 5 years ago by draco  ID#:34797
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