The Board Of Wisdom
  • 51

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    645 users

    This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so you better "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F's" you up "G".

    More than 5 years ago by boarder_chick099  ID#:24438
  • 52

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    620 users

    I'm not supposed to be normal... I'm supposed to be me.

    More than 5 years ago by Kristi  ID#:49059
  • 53

    A Favorite of
    616 users

    Me without you is like
    A pot head who's not high
    A plane that doesn't fly
    A suicidal that doesnt die
    A fat man with no boobs
    A condom with no lube
    A starcraft with no noobs
    A hooker with no luck
    A hoe that doesn't suck
    A slut that doesn't f***
    A shoe with no laces
    A nerd without braces
    Asentencewitoutspaces
    A gay guy without style
    S**t without a pile
    A phone without a dial
    A desk without a seat
    Socks without feet
    A heart missing its beat

    More than 5 years ago by tina--  ID#:121511
  • 54

    A Favorite of
    612 users

    "I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday...when I get out of bed in the morning."

    More than 10 years ago by RachyAnn  ID#:6782
  • 55

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    589 users

    shut the door, take off your pants, get on top of me and do what you need to do to satisfy your needs


    Love always,
    The Toilet

    More than 5 years ago by true_love_never_dies  ID#:160057
  • 56

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    583 users

    Girl: Will you remember me in an hour?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: a day?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: a year?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: Eternity?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: Knock knock
    Guy: who's there?
    Girl: i thought you said youd remember me....

    More than 5 years ago by Amanda  ID#:36629
  • 57

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    569 users

    If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM CHOOSE!

    More than 5 years ago by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:9002
  • 58

    A Favorite of
    560 users

    Procrastination is like masturbation...it feels great until you realize you f***ed yourself

    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:10663
  • 59

    A Favorite of
    555 users

    If i could be any Barbie, i would be Divorce Barbie. She comes with, Ken's House, Ken's Car and Ken's Boat.

    More than 5 years ago by Aussie_Guy  ID#:45400
  • 60

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    545 users

    Your so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals.

    More than 5 years ago by 500  ID#:60088
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