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    This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so you better "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F's" you up "G".

    - kristen oddi....
    More than 5 years ago by boarder_chick099  ID#:24438

  • 52

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    I'm not supposed to be normal... I'm supposed to be me.

    - Kristi
    More than 5 years ago by Kristi  ID#:49059

  • 53

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    Me without you is like
    A pot head who's not high
    A plane that doesn't fly
    A suicidal that doesnt die
    A fat man with no boobs
    A condom with no lube
    A starcraft with no noobs
    A hooker with no luck
    A hoe that doesn't suck
    A slut that doesn't f***
    A shoe with no laces
    A nerd without braces
    Asentencewitoutspaces
    A gay guy without style
    S**t without a pile
    A phone without a dial
    A desk without a seat
    Socks without feet
    A heart missing its beat

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by tina--  ID#:121511

  • 54

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    "I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday...when I get out of bed in the morning."

    - Jessica Shcrimshire
    More than 10 years ago by RachyAnn  ID#:6782

  • 55

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    shut the door, take off your pants, get on top of me and do what you need to do to satisfy your needs


    Love always,
    The Toilet

    - my cousin sent it to me in a text
    More than 5 years ago by true_love_never_dies  ID#:160057

  • 56

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    Girl: Will you remember me in an hour?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: a day?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: a year?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: Eternity?
    Guy: yes
    Girl: Knock knock
    Guy: who's there?
    Girl: i thought you said youd remember me....

    - some stupid joke my friends told me
    More than 5 years ago by Amanda  ID#:36629

  • 57

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    569 users

    If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM CHOOSE!

    - Lisa BROOKS
    More than 5 years ago by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:9002

  • 58

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    560 users

    Procrastination is like masturbation...it feels great until you realize you f***ed yourself

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:10663

  • 59

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    If i could be any Barbie, i would be Divorce Barbie. She comes with, Ken's House, Ken's Car and Ken's Boat.

    - My sister
    More than 5 years ago by Aussie_Guy  ID#:45400

  • 60

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    Your so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals.

    - me!
    More than 5 years ago by 500  ID#:60088
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