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  • 51

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    How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Alkdarf  ID#:21449

  • 52

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    you know what really irritates me? people who say things like:
    "i looked up idiot in the dictionary and there was a picture of you".
    reply?
    "well i'm not the one who had to look up idiot in the dictionary. and my one doesn't need pictures you moron!!!"

    - ed byrne live at the apollo
    More than a year ago by *jelli*  ID#:220828

  • 53

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    When lif gives you a keyboard,
    make a bunny rabbit.

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    (='.')
    ((^)(^)

    - Kira (Rob drew teh bunneh)
    More than a year ago by Oblivion_H.  ID#:211129

  • 54

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    Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.

    - Scorch
    More than 5 years ago by Scorch  ID#:49822

  • 55

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    45 users

    UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

    - Dennis Ritchie
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:4176

  • 56

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    I wish I could find someone like Google.
    Someone to finish my thoughts, correct my mistakes without making fun of me, help me with anything whenever I need it. Someone who would be always there for me no matter what.
    Google, you have everything I need in a guy.
    You're my prince charming!

    - Rania Kittan
    More than a year ago by RoRo.k  ID#:469987

  • 57

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    43 users

    The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Alkdarf  ID#:21455

  • 58

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    43 users

    Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

    - Unknown (Paraphrased)
    More than 5 years ago by eikogo  ID#:51265

  • 59

    A Favorite of
    42 users

    The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by None  ID#:3867

  • 60

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    Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by The_Toast_King  ID#:49725
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