The Board Of Wisdom
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    How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    More than 5 years ago by Alkdarf  ID#:21449
  • 52

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    you know what really irritates me? people who say things like:
    "i looked up idiot in the dictionary and there was a picture of you".
    reply?
    "well i'm not the one who had to look up idiot in the dictionary. and my one doesn't need pictures you moron!!!"

    More than a year ago by *jelli*  ID#:220828
  • 53

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    When lif gives you a keyboard,
    make a bunny rabbit.

    (\ (\
    (='.')
    ((^)(^)

    More than a year ago by Oblivion_H.  ID#:211129
  • 54

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    Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.

    More than 5 years ago by Scorch  ID#:49822
  • 55

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    UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:4176
  • 56

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    I wish I could find someone like Google.
    Someone to finish my thoughts, correct my mistakes without making fun of me, help me with anything whenever I need it. Someone who would be always there for me no matter what.
    Google, you have everything I need in a guy.
    You're my prince charming!

    More than a year ago by RoRo.k  ID#:469987
  • 57

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    The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

    More than 5 years ago by Alkdarf  ID#:21455
  • 58

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    Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.

    More than 5 years ago by eikogo  ID#:51265
  • 59

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    42 users

    The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

    More than 10 years ago by None  ID#:3867
  • 60

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    Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.

    More than 5 years ago by The_Toast_King  ID#:49725
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