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    GUYS NOTE TO SELF:

    1. Girls need their space, so ALWAYS allow it
    2. DON'T tell a girl she's HOT, because the real word to use is "BEAUTIFUL"
    3. Never slap a girls butt (especially if they're wearing a tampon)
    5. ALWAYS hold your girl as long as you can so that when she leaves you can still smell her perfume
    6. When you're nice to a girl EXPECT some niceness back, don't be afraid to take it
    7. If you write her a note, DON'T spell her name wrong
    8.CRY when you need to...because one day when you do cry all those saved tears will poor out like a flood
    9.TRUST girls with your HEARTS, but only if they're willing to give your theirs
    10. THINK before your act!! (that's usually the best road to take...)

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by RoCkHaRd98  ID#:201111

  • 62

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    So maybe this one guy is worth all these tears you've been crying. Maybe he is worth forgiving after he's ripped your heart out. Maybe he really is worth all of what you say he is. But maybe he's not. How do you know? You will never know until you clear your eyes of the tears, and clear your heart and mind of the pain. So cry your eyes out until you have nothing left, sob your heart out until it all feels numb. Then open your eyes and see this guy for the first time. Is he all you thought him to be? Or just another boy, dressed up as the man of your dreams?

    - Anna Floyd
    More than 5 years ago by spyderbitebabe  ID#:79387

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    I want to be the girl he hangs up his jersey for and says...
    i aint gonna be a player anymore!!

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by MikeyLynn21xo  ID#:107542

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    Men say we're complicated, but the thing is they're just too simple to understand us

    - Sweet D
    More than 5 years ago by Violetta  ID#:140243

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    Tired of hearing guys ask "Where are all the good girls?" They're in the friend zone.. where you left them.

    - Kristen xoxo
    More than a year ago by kristen2134  ID#:483239

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    Anything boys can do girls can do better... And we can do it in heels.

    - Me!!! (:
    More than a year ago by BoredOutOfMyMind  ID#:294381

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    The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest with a knife

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by jellybee  ID#:140380

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    Girls fall in love
    with what they hear.
    Boys fall in love
    with what they see.
    That's why girls
    wear make up
    and boys lie
    ¢¾

    - - Wiz Khalifa
    More than a year ago by lunarsunne22  ID#:392167

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    The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by loopymummy  ID#:84500

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    TRUST NO N!GGA, FEAR NO B!TCH. guys are a**holes. if you dress sexy, you’re a slut. if you argue with him, you’re hard-headed. if you’re quiet, you don’t care. if you call him, you’re too clingy. if he calls you, he says you should be happy. if you don’t love him, he’ll try to win you. when you do love him, he leaves. if you don’t f**k him, you’re a tease. if you do, you’re easy. you tell him your problems, he says you’re irritating. if you don’t, he says you don’t trust him. if you lecture him, you just wanna argue. if he lectures you, it’s cuz he “cares” if you break a promise, he doesn’t trust you anymore. if he breaks it, it’s cuz he had to. if you cheat, he expects it to be over. if he cheats, he wants another chance.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:252061
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