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    A Favorite of 2845 users

    Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5) MEOW occasionally.
    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
    7) SAY -DING at each floor.
    8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
    22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

    Posted by aschrage in Things To Do  ID#:9498
  • 62

    A Favorite of 2827 users

    "If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

    Posted by sariberry in Friendship  ID#:11220
  • 63

    A Favorite of 2783 users

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be.

    Posted by Bob in Love  ID#:171
  • 64

    A Favorite of 2776 users

    I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:6207
  • 65

    A Favorite of 2762 users

    To the world you may be but one, but to one you might be the world.

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:4994
  • 66

    A Favorite of 2756 users

    "Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."

    Posted by MissMorbidity in Love  ID#:8322
  • 67

    A Favorite of 2725 users

    Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:6001
  • 68

    A Favorite of 2713 users

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

    Posted by Xsparky_101X in Humor  ID#:19053
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    A Favorite of 2700 users

    *What Does Love Mean?*

    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:


    "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's Love. Rebecca - age 8

    When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

    "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

    "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

    "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

    "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

    "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

    "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

    "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." Nikka - age 6

    "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
    everyday." Noelle - age 7

    "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

    "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

    "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

    "Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

    "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

    "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

    "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
    clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

    "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you" Karen - age 7

    "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

    "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget," Jessica - age 8

    And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. (Now this will melt your heart.) The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When
    his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

    Posted by chickaroo_3 in Love  ID#:42277
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    A Favorite of 2686 users

    15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    3. Run into walls.
    4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
    6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
    7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
    8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
    10. Do what they actually tell you.
    11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
    12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
    13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
    14. Try to swim in the floor.
    15. Tap on their door all night.

    Posted by FearlessGodess14 in Humor  ID#:40103

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