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    since its christmas, ill let my feelings out that i have kept for a long time...
    well im not really good with words so here i go.....
    baby girl, i love you from the bottom of my heart,
    you are always on my mind
    there isnt another person in the world that can replace you...or even come close
    you are the one for me
    and...well i love you
    x x x

    - a guy
    More than 5 years ago by adam247!  ID#:107389

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    Memo from Santa:

    I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas or Alabama on Christmas Eve.

    Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

    Differences such as:

    1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
    "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

    2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave RC cola and pork rinds (or a Moon Pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff, so please have an empty spit can handy.

    3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

    4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Martin and Petty."

    5. "Ho, Ho, Ho" has been replaced by "Yee Haw" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat"

    6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

    7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

    8. Bubba's Christmas Motto, "Git 'er Done", has developed into a local favorite in recent years. And finally,

    9. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt, so if I were you, I'd make sure the wife and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. It's his own way of expressing his anti-drug message, "Say No To Crack".

    Sincerely Yours,

    Santa Claus

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by aschrage  ID#:153971

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    “ And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ‘till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ”

    - Dr. Seuss
    More than a year ago by buhrit  ID#:257297

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    All I want for Christmas is for Santa to give me a copy of his naughty list..

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by ThatKidMontana  ID#:341570

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    It's beginning to "cost" a lot like Christmas...

    - That Kid Montana
    More than a year ago by ThatKidMontana  ID#:342011

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    Santa Is My Homeboy


    youre jealous.

    - we're tight
    More than 5 years ago by rayraygurl24  ID#:155017

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    Dear Santa,,

    Please let me explain........

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Ashley0518  ID#:105110

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    Remember when you were little, waking up to see Santa had left gifts, had ate the cookkies & miklk, remembering that the raindeer have aten their food?... Remember that speacial feeling u got, with the hope inside you? Do you remember after opening all your gifts, the love in the air, the believeing tht st.nick was just there and you said "Thankyou Santa Clause!" ... Cause i do¢¾

    - Gabby<3
    More than a year ago by gabbyluvsu13  ID#:343030

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    May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
    And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS&&HAPPY NEW YEARS TO MY FAMILIES N FRIENDS!! MISS YOU FAM.

    - luv
    More than a year ago by leu21  ID#:347712

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    "May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch on your door, And happiness ge guided to your home by the candle of Christmas!"

    - An Irish Blessing
    More than 10 years ago by magpie  ID#:4086
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