The Best Men Quotes

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  • 71

    A Favorite of 55 users

    "I'M GOING FISHING"
    Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

    "IT'S A GUY THING"
    Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

    "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
    Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

    "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR"
    Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

    "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
    Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

    "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
    Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

    "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
    Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

    "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
    Translated: "Are you still talking?"

    "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
    Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F. Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

    "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
    Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

    "OH, DON'T FUSS I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
    Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

    "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
    Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

    "I CAN'T FIND IT."
    Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

    "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
    Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

    "I HEARD YOU."
    Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

    "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
    Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

    "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
    Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

    "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
    Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

    "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
    Translated: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

    Posted by lucky21 in Men  ID#:45952
  • 72

    A Favorite of 54 users

    Guys Are Like Public Toilets
    They're Either Taken
    Or Full of Crap

    Posted by trishm in Men  ID#:28394
  • 73

    A Favorite of 54 users

    Nice men are ugly, handsome men are mean, the nice + handsome men are gay!!

    Posted by XxAnNaLeSexX in Men  ID#:42698
  • 74

    A Favorite of 53 users

    I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

    Posted by C.J. Hooker in Men  ID#:16360
  • 75

    A Favorite of 53 users

    If a girl has to ask a guy to go out with them, that means the guy isn't man enough to deserve you.

    Posted by Blondie1233 in Men  ID#:188967
  • 76

    A Favorite of 53 users

    If a guy has to make you go after him, then he's not worth it. Or if a guy doesn't treat you with respect, he is definately not worth it. AND if a guy thinks it's alright for him to say what's on his mind without you getting mad but you can't say what's on your mind or he will get mad...then he is most DEFINATELY not worth it.

    Posted by -megannn_ in Men  ID#:299677
  • 77

    A Favorite of 52 users

    Men hate to cry, they rarely ever do. But, when a man cries over you, you know he loves you. Because men only cry when they lost something or are afraid of losing something that they love as much or more than themselves.

    Posted by CAKEfromSPACE in Men  ID#:285369
  • 78

    A Favorite of 52 users

    Guys are born liars
    but the right girl can make them tell the truth

    Posted by nessahazel23 in Men  ID#:289047
  • 79

    A Favorite of 51 users

    I hang out with guys cause there is less drama.

    Posted by LevanderGirl in Men  ID#:377795
  • 80

    A Favorite of 50 users

    A real man puts his woman's feelings in front of his own!

    Posted by PeterPan in Men  ID#:289962

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