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  • 71

    A Favorite of
    2458 users

    If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you

    - Lauren&L
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:8328

  • 72

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    2428 users

    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Dark Child  ID#:10882

  • 73

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    2422 users

    You asked me whose life was more important- yours or mine and I answered "mine" ; you walked away angry not knowing that you are my life.

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:9742

  • 74

    A Favorite of
    2391 users

    Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.

    - Lisa Brooks
    More than 5 years ago by ShehazCatEyes  ID#:13418

  • 75

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    2350 users

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by rememberme  ID#:31258

  • 76

    A Favorite of
    2327 users

    "I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life."

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by babygrl0642  ID#:14839

  • 77

    A Favorite of
    2293 users

    It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak...all you can do is smile, and it can make my day, and then that's how I remember my reasons for loving you.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by BlueEyedSwimmer3  ID#:6644

  • 78

    A Favorite of
    2256 users

    Don't keep running back to the one person that you need to walk away from.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by honeybunch  ID#:5491

  • 79

    A Favorite of
    2247 users

    "Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living."

    - Sandra Bullock in "Hope Floats"
    More than 10 years ago by hideout27  ID#:4641

  • 80

    A Favorite of
    2238 users

    Derick:
    I guess we are the left-overs in this world.

    Lily:
    I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.

    Derick:
    Yup, I don't know what to do.

    Lily:
    I know! We'll play a game.

    Derick:
    What game?

    Lily:
    I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
    and you will be my boyfriend.

    Derick:
    That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do
    much for the following few weeks.

    DAY 1:
    They watch their first movie
    and they both are touched by the romantic film.

    DAY 4:
    They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.

    DAY 12:
    Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House.
    Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.

    DAY 15:
    They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
    The fortune teller said:
    "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.

    DAY 20:
    Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
    and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.

    DAY 28:
    They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.

    DAY 29:
    11:37 pm:
    Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.

    Derick:
    I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.

    Lily:
    An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.

    Derick:
    Wait for me.

    20 minutes later
    A stranger approached Lily

    Stranger:
    Are you a friend of Derick?

    Lily:
    Yes, why? What happened?

    Stranger:
    A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.

    11:57 pm:
    The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.

    Doctor:
    We found this in Derick's pocket.

    Lily reads the letter and it says:
    Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
    I love you, Lily.

    Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:

    "Derick! I don't want you to die-
    I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"

    Then the clock strikes 12...

    Derick's heart stopped pumping...

    It was the 30th day.

    - ? (I saw it on a site.)
    More than 5 years ago by angel_05  ID#:42544
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