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    Wedding Toast for the Bride and Groom:

    Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

    More than 5 years ago by squeegledoo  ID#:25478
  • 82

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    It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

    More than 5 years ago by ibcwzy  ID#:98586
  • 83

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    I don't believe in love anymore. Boys have hurt me too much for me to trust them. But the one guy that makes me believe in love again..he's the one I'll marry.

    More than a year ago by sweet_tomatoes  ID#:187459
  • 84

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    “A REAL man, the kind of man a woman wants to give her life to, is one who will respect her dignity, who will honor her like the valuable treasure she is. A REAL man will not attempt to rip her precious pearl from it's protective shell, or persuade her with charm to give away her treasure prematurely, but he will wait patiently until she willingly gives him the prize of her heart. A REAL man will cherish and care for that prize forever.”

    More than a year ago by damiejay  ID#:343264
  • 85

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    Some men are concerned about a woman’s past. Women are usually more concerned about a man’s future.

    More than a year ago by Anonymous  ID#:480293
  • 86

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    When I say "I love you", I'm saying "I'm willing to marry you".

    More than 10 years ago by RachyAnn  ID#:6808
  • 87

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    More than 5 years ago by icsept  ID#:53672
  • 88

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    "-mummy mummy why is the woman wearing a pretty white dress?

    -She's getting married to the man right next to her, see? That's why she's so elegant. And she's wearing white because it's the colour of purity and most of all: happiness. She's wearing white because it's the happiest day of her life!

    -Oh. But why is HE wearing black then?"

    More than 5 years ago by cheeky-grin  ID#:175059
  • 89

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    "It was like the last time and the first time rolled into one. We screamed and scratched and loved each other like it was the last chance we ever would. Like we would never let go. We explored every inch of each other and marked it as our own. We whispered of how we loved each other, how we would be together. We fell asleep in each other's arms, an intricate mess of limbs. Time was nothing. We were only seventeen and we had what some people never find at all. Love. The kind of love that makes you reach out for each other as you sleep. The kind of love that runs hot and cold because everyday you see that person in a new way. It's the kind of love that you know will hurt you in the end but you still want it. Because what's better than love?"

    More than a year ago by buhrit  ID#:215021
  • 90

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    There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

    More than 10 years ago by None  ID#:993