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    FUN REFLECTIONS ON LIFE!

    1. Never raise your hands to your kids.
    It leaves your groin unprotected.

    2. I'm not into working out.
    My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

    3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

    4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

    5. Do you think illiterate people
    get the full affect of alphabet soup?

    6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
    but I should have been more specific.

    7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

    8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
    going faster than you is a maniac?

    9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
    when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

    10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
    other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
    locks, they are always locking three of them.

    11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
    If they are OK, then it must be you.

    12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

    13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you
    it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful,
    but I only have photographs of her on the walls.

    14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
    said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

    15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
    the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

    - unknown
    More than 5 years ago by volleygurl  ID#:16689

  • 92

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    I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:48513

  • 93

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    Sometimes people come into your life & you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or help you figure out who you are & or who you want to become You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at the very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.
    and sometime things will happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, & unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming these obstacles that you would have never realized your true potential, strength, will power, or heart
    Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by mean of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness & sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without this small test, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. It would be safe & comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.
    The people that you meet who affect your life, and the success and downfalls you experience, help to create who you are and who you will become Even the bad experiences are learned from. In fact, they are the most poignant ones.
    If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious when you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because in a way, they are teaching you to love & how to open your heart & eyes to things.
    Make everyday count. Appreciate every moment & take from those moments everything you could possibly can for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people that you have never talked to before & actually listen... Let yourself fall in love again, break free, and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right too.
    Tell yourself that you are a great individual & believe in yourself. For if you don't believe in yourself, it will be hard for others to believe in you. You can make your life anything you wish.....Create your own life & then go out & live it with absolutely NO REGRETS. Most importantly, if you love someone tell him or her, for you NEVER know what tomorrow may have in store. And learn a lesson in life each day you live.
    Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.... Was it worth it?

    - friend
    More than 5 years ago by <3sarah<3  ID#:45541

  • 94

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    "Don't be afraid of change. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better."

    - unknown
    More than 5 years ago by accscheer33  ID#:15278

  • 95

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    "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everyhwere."

    - Tim McGraw
    More than 5 years ago by Love  ID#:15765

  • 96

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    The best memories
    are the ones that
    you try to explain
    but in the end...
    you just say...
    you had to be there

    - danielle<33
    More than 5 years ago by oxox.danielle.xoxo  ID#:61260

  • 97

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    When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

    - Tony McCollum
    More than a year ago by galenlondeien  ID#:269294

  • 98

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    "The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back."

    - Felicity
    More than 5 years ago by blueyez8986  ID#:59383

  • 99

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    If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem doesn’t have solution then...why worry about it?

    - Chinese Proverb
    More than 10 years ago by alex71201  ID#:5289

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    Smile -- It makes a world of difference.
    Dance -- Who knows when you wont be able to.
    Cry -- Holding those emotions in is bad for you.
    Kiss -- Kisses are the most wonderful things in the world.
    Laugh -- Whats the point in hiding happiness?
    Frown -- Why not let him know you're unhappy?
    Apologize -- You dont wanna lose friends.
    Hug -- Theres no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
    Live -- because life is everything.

    - Found it...
    More than 5 years ago by Un_Loved_But_Wanted  ID#:72788
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