The Best Life Quotes

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    A Favorite of 543 users

    When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

    Posted by galenlondeien in Life  ID#:269294
  • 92

    A Favorite of 539 users

    "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everyhwere."

    Posted by Love in Life  ID#:15765
  • 93

    A Favorite of 539 users

    I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake

    Posted by Anonymous in Life  ID#:48513
  • 94

    A Favorite of 533 users

    Never go back into an old love, no matter how strong it is, because its like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends....

    Posted by keepitreal in Life  ID#:365263
  • 95

    A Favorite of 529 users


    1. Never raise your hands to your kids.
    It leaves your groin unprotected.

    2. I'm not into working out.
    My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

    3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

    4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

    5. Do you think illiterate people
    get the full affect of alphabet soup?

    6. I've always wanted to be somebody,
    but I should have been more specific.

    7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

    8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
    going faster than you is a maniac?

    9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day
    when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

    10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
    other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
    locks, they are always locking three of them.

    11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
    If they are OK, then it must be you.

    12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

    13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you
    it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful,
    but I only have photographs of her on the walls.

    14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
    said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

    15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
    the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

    Posted by volleygurl in Life  ID#:16689
  • 96

    A Favorite of 521 users

    The best memories
    are the ones that
    you try to explain
    but in the end...
    you just say...
    you had to be there

    Posted by oxox.danielle.xoxo in Life  ID#:61260
  • 97

    A Favorite of 520 users

    If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem doesn’t have solution then...why worry about it?

    Posted by alex71201 in Life  ID#:5289
  • 98

    A Favorite of 520 users

    To realize The value of a sister:
    Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

    To realize The value of ten years:
    Ask a newly Divorced couple.

    To realize The value of four years:
    Ask a graduate.

    To realize The value of one year:
    Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

    To realize The value of nine months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

    To realize The value of one month:
    Ask a mother who has Given birth to a premature baby.

    To realize The value of one week:
    Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

    To realize The value of one hour:
    Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

    To realize The value of one minute:
    Ask a person
    Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

    To realize The value of one-second:Ask a person
    Who has survived an accident.

    To realize The value of one millisecond:
    Ask the person who has
    Won a silver medal in the Olympics.

    To realize the value of a friend
    Lose one.

    Posted by PenguinLvr142 in Life  ID#:31701
  • 99

    A Favorite of 511 users

    Everything you want comes after you stop looking for it...

    Posted by Live42day in Life  ID#:46832
  • 100

    A Favorite of 506 users

    Smile -- It makes a world of difference.
    Dance -- Who knows when you wont be able to.
    Cry -- Holding those emotions in is bad for you.
    Kiss -- Kisses are the most wonderful things in the world.
    Laugh -- Whats the point in hiding happiness?
    Frown -- Why not let him know you're unhappy?
    Apologize -- You dont wanna lose friends.
    Hug -- Theres no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
    Live -- because life is everything.

    Posted by Un_Loved_But_Wanted in Life  ID#:72788

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