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    Nothing describes me better than my silence...

    - Ingwë Alcarin (me)
    More than 5 years ago by ingwe  ID#:141688

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    A heart is not a play thing.
    A heart is not a toy.
    But if you want it broken.
    Just give it to a boy.

    Boys they like to play with things
    To see what makes them run.
    But when it comes to kissing
    They do it just for fun.

    Boys never give their hearts away
    They play us girls for fools.
    They wait until we give our hearts.
    And then they play it cool.

    You'll wonder where he is at night.
    You'll wonder if he's true.
    One moment you'll be happy.
    The next you will be blue.

    If you get a chance to see him.
    Your heart begins to dance.
    You life revolves around him.
    There's nothing like romance.

    And then it starts to happen.
    You worry day and night.
    You see my friend, your losing him
    It never turns out right.

    Boys are great though immature.
    The price you pay is high.
    He may seem sweet and gorgeous
    But remember he's a guy.

    Don't fall in love with just a boy
    That takes a lot of nerve.
    You see my friend, you need a man
    To get what you deserve.

    So when you think that you're in love
    Be careful if you can.
    Before you give your heart away
    Make sure that he's a man.

    - Me!
    More than a year ago by simplyprfkt2010  ID#:188835

  • 93

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    You're cute, but you can't be trusted.

    - Jackie(:
    More than a year ago by Jackie(:  ID#:412100

  • 94

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    Men are physically stronger than women, but Women are emotionally stronger than men.

    - jergay
    More than a year ago by jergay  ID#:498130

  • 95

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    Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by jellie  ID#:40738

  • 96

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    Men are like roller coasters, either they make you sick or give you the biggest thrill of your life

    - Unknown
    More than 5 years ago by loopymummy  ID#:84501

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    Q:What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor

    - emma
    More than 5 years ago by mlyroxmisox  ID#:142173

  • 98

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    Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts

    - Ashley N. Arthur
    More than 5 years ago by Nicole  ID#:25582

  • 99

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    Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

    - Unknown
    More than a year ago by unluckygirl  ID#:191191

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    The Why's of Men

    1. Why do men become smarter suring sex?

    Because they are plugged into a genius.

    2. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

    They dont stop to ask for directions.

    3.Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

    Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.

    4.Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

    So they wont hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

    5. Why did God make men before women?

    You need a rough draft before the final copy.

    6. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

    Don't know..it never happened.

    7. Why did God put men on Earth?

    Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

    - emma
    More than 5 years ago by mlyroxmisox  ID#:142170
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