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    enigeenring is like sex you have to keep exploring

    - never give up
    A few days ago by MJAMOS  ID#:567786

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    he fitted flat bushes to his life-rotating shafts

    - "Day Twenty8"
    More than a month ago by Hansley Wilful  ID#:562969

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    The first step in finding the solution to a problem often involves discovering a problem with the existing solution.

    - Mark Amend
    More than a month ago by eathian  ID#:562903

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    A conversation between an architect and an engeenier-
    Enge: Hey man,what is wrongly designed in the structure of a woman?
    Arch: Aaah sir,the only problem is that the centre of entertainment is too close to the sewage system.
    Enge: Yaah i see!

    - "Day Twenty8"
    More than a month ago by Hansley Wilful  ID#:556617

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    Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,"Where did you get such a great bike?"



    The second engineer replied,"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.



    She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,"Take what you want."



    The second engineer nodded approvingly,"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    - @ngingo
    More than a month ago by Ngingowest  ID#:551353

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    Its got to be simple, because if it is not simple it is not the best

    - Mohammed Baseer Ahmed
    More than a month ago by DrMBA  ID#:545229

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    "Only Engineers can see Hidden

    lines and missing Curves":

    - Unknown
    More than a month ago by Ngingowest  ID#:543281

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    First we started by sitting down to use them; then we started carrying them around. Next, we started wearing them. Now the proposal is that they are implanted in us. May we be separate from this thing we have come to know as the computer.

    - EDEWEDE ORIWOH
    More than a month ago by Edewede  ID#:542226

  • 9

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    If i dIED IN eXAM zONE,
    Box me up n send me Home,
    Put my paperz on my Chest,
    N tell mY MOM i did my Best,
    N tell my DAD not to Bow,
    now my failures r dead he don't need to Show,
    Tell my BRo study perfectly,
    Keys of mah bike will b his permanently
    Tell my Sis don't b upset,
    His Bro will nt rise aft this sunset,
    Dnt tell my frndz they r Hearties,
    N start to ask for Parties,
    TELL MY LOVE NOT TO CRY,
    "COZ M ENGINEER BORN TO DIE"

    - shubham dhiman
    More than 6 months ago by shubhamdhimanladwa  ID#:528113

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    You are the books you read, the films you watch, the music you listen to, the people you meet, the dreams you have, the conversations you engage in. You are what you take from these. You are the sound of the ocean, the breath of fresh air, the brightest light and the darkest corner. You are a collective of every experience you have had in your life. You are every single day. So drown yourself in a sea of knowledge and existence. Let the words run through your veins and the colors fill your mind.

    - me
    More than 6 months ago by holliemaywright  ID#:519386
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